First, the BRONZE award goes to PAMELA ANDERSON for wearing the shortest shorts ever fabricated by mankind.

Next, the SILVER award goes to LADY VICTORIA HERVEY for showing up in public clad in a saggy mess of material with an ugly frontal cutout and not grasping the concept of a HEM JOB!!

And finally, the winner of the GOLD coveted "Hot & Sticky Scantily Clad Hot Mess Award" goes to popstar RIHANNA for wearing... her BOOBS. WELL DONE, LADIES!!!

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Today on Oh, Snap! -- the fashion show that talks smack about celebrity getup disasters so you don't have to -- Veronica reveals the most recent summer-inspired HOT MESS awards.

The BRONZE award goes to LINDSAY LOHAN for showing up in public draped in ripped fabric, for posing as a trashy wannabe superhero and for NEVER WEARING PANTS.

Next, the SILVER goes to Chloe Sevigny for altogether NOT TRYING.

And finally, the GOLD "coveted" summer-style HOT MESS TRAINWRECK award goes to Pussycat Doll, Melody Thornton for trying to pass a pile of strings off as a dress.

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Next, Gossip Girl TAYLOR MOMSEN is way too rocker. In theory rock n' roll garb can be super cute, but she's way too 90210 pop to pull off Poison groupie.

And finally, popstar JOJO has already established a reputation for her bad fashion taste, but we think her momma still dresses her. Poor JoJo, so young and impressionable.

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The SILVER goes to:
Kirsten Dunst for making the mistake of sharking Helena Bonham Carter's street person fashion style, though nothing is scarier than her bitch kickers.

And finally, the "coveted" Hot Mess GOLD goes to:
Drew Barrymore for thinking she can pull off a plaid potato sack accompanied by a pair of Doc Martens. We know you know you're adorable drew, but that doesn't give you free reign to wear potato sacks in public.

NICE WORK, LADIES!

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A special thanks to popsugar, dlisted and gofugyourself for snapping the shameful photos.

Tune in every week for more celebrity fashion mockery with Oh, Snap! And follow us on Twitter!

For more celebrity style, fitness tips, gossip and other girlie stuff, go to MEVIO Women!

If you like Oh, Snap! be sure to check out Who What Wear right here on MEVIO.