Mojo Workout

Mojo Workout 75: Hot Nuts

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 07:21:15 +0000

Three hours of Hot Nuts, Gregorian Rants, Mojobituaries, stuff, and of course - the Real Rock 'N' Roll Hall of Fame! Only aboard the S.S. Mojo Workout. Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE each Friday night at 8pm, Eastern Time on the official Mojo Workout launching pad. Friend us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter. Find us on Google+.

Mojo Workout 74: Made Of Beggin Strips

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:08:54 +0000

When one puppy says to the other, "hey, that whole thing is made of Beggin' Strips!", you have to put a stop to sleeping on the pig. Solve that mystery, plus visit the real Rock 'N' Roll Hall of Fame on this episode of Mojo Workout. We even snuck in a Celebrity BowlerSkating match! Hosts: Michael Kaiser, Greg Lonesome, Brian Hyde, Jason Snyderman, Jorge Sectmaniac. Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE each Friday night at 8pm, Eastern Time on the official Mojo Workout launching pad. Friend us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter. Find us on Google+.

Mojo Workout 73: Zombie Telly Savalas

Sat, 18 Feb 2012 10:34:50 +0000

After a two week sabbatical of travels in far-off exotic lands we introduce you to the wonderful world of Zombie Telly Savalas, vicariously through the mad, mad adventures Brian "Dratsum" Hyde. Plus talk of prized pigs, and Eddie Munster, Russell Quan, Michael "Daddy Love" Lucas, y mucho mas! Hosts: Michael Kaiser, Greg Lonesome, Brian Hyde, Jason Snyderman, MAG. Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE each Friday night at 8pm, Eastern Time on the official Mojo Workout launching pad. Friend us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter.

Mojo Workout 72: My Little Bronie

Sat, 21 Jan 2012 10:23:55 +0000

For the 72nd voyage of the S.S. Mojo Workout we hop on our cartoon horses with rainbows bursting from their butts and activate our Wonder Twin powers to take the shape of a My Little Pony and the form of a Bronie! Then we ride them directly to the faux RnR Hall of Fame to flush the place out - leaving you to axe "where's your meat at?" Hosts: Michael "the event" Kaiser, Greg Lonesome, Brian "Dratsum" Hyde, MAG, St. Jorge the Sectmaniac. Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE each Friday night at 8pm, Eastern Time on the official Mojo Workout launching pad. Friend us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter.

Mojo Workout 71: Slot Canyon Asada

Sun, 15 Jan 2012 10:06:44 +0000

71st voyage of the S.S. Mojo Workout is worth the price of admission (FREE!) for Thee Gentleman Diplo-Matt's opening tale alone. Not to mention that we have super-cool special guest, Scott Hudson for his second journey aboard the fastest ship in the galaxy. How fast, you axe? So fast that we're now starting an hour later: 9pm, Eastern Time. That didn't make sense. Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE each Friday night at 8pm, Eastern Time on the official Mojo Workout launching pad. Friend us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter.

Mojo Workout 70: iBreastfed

Sun, 08 Jan 2012 17:49:46 +0000

Extra-long voyage of the S.S. Mojo Workout is perfect for a whole week of commuting! What happened in this episode, you axe? Heck, we don't remember. Its been two days since it aired. But, the RNR HOF took over an hour and a half of the journey. Tune in for all the sordid details. Hosts: Michael Kaiser, Greg Lonesome, Brian Hyde, MAG, Jorge Sectmaniac. Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE each Friday night at 8pm, Eastern Time on the official Mojo Workout launching pad. Friend us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter.

Mojo Workout 69: Bugger My Buttocks

Mon, 02 Jan 2012 11:04:05 +0000

Happy New Year, Red Shirts! Skiffle me this: what better place to celebrate than aboard the Starship Mojo Workout? Beats floating bodily through space, at any rate. We dish out Pork and Sour Kraut for good luck, go over the scores for the year, celebrate new inductees to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and even sneak in a Celebrity Bowlerskating match! A real lampshade on the noggin' type of voyage. Hosts: Michael Kaiser, Greg Lonesome, MAG, Jorge Sectmaniac. Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE each Friday night at 8pm, Eastern Time on the official Mojo Workout launching pad. Friend us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter.

Mojo Workout 68: Snackin' Santa

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 11:56:58 +0000

The special X-mas voyage of the S.S. Mojo Workout complete with cups of egg nog, Mojobituaries for Jon AnChovie and Kim Jong Il-no more, and the grand opening of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Ho-Ho-Hokey as all get-out! Hosts: Michael Kaiser, Greg Lonesome, Jorge Sectmaniac, MAG. Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE each Friday night at 8pm, Eastern Time on the official Mojo Workout launching pad. Friend us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter.

Mojo Workout 67: Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 16:32:55 +0000

On the 67th voyage of the S.S. Mojo Workout we have decided to create something called the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. We give out cocktail onions, collect the world shortest women, and do the Sopa Dope™. Hosts: Michael Kaiser, Greg Lonesome, Jason Snyderman, Thee Gentleman Diplo-Matt, MAG

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Mojo Workout 66: Nine Out Of Ten

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 13:41:42 +0000

The Cat From Outer Space is aboard the 66th voyage of the S.S. Mojo Workout. And, he too, poops in a box. Celebrating the birthday of Little Richard, the passing of Hubert Sumlin, and poppin' Candied Pecans like they were... well, Candied Pecans. Hosts: Michael "The Event" Kaiser, Greg Lonesome, Brian "Dratsum" Hyde, St. Jorge the Sectmaniac Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE each Friday night at 8pm, Eastern Time on the official Mojo Workout launching pad. Friend us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter.

Mojo Workout 65: Truck Nuts

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 05:45:00 +0000

Don a pair of truck nuts to ward off predators! We'll show you how on the 65th voyage of the S.S. Mojo Workout. Includes live freeway reports on the Southern California blackout by St. Jorge the Sectmaniac, and a special Pacific Northwest Sasquatch Mr. McYeti sightings by Jacob the Pope, of Zorch Radio. Plus 50% more Ghastly Poutine and 100% less Bwian. Unless you count chat room antics. Meeeeooow. Silly. Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE each Friday night at 8pm, Eastern Time on the official Mojo Workout launching pad. Friend us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter.

Mojo Workout 64: Ghastly Poutine and Sinister Gravy

Fri, 02 Dec 2011 07:20:12 +0000

To the Curdmobile! on voyage 64 of the Mojo Workout with special guest, Russell Quan - spinning phorty phives over the phone, and mixing spaghetti and cap 'n crunches. Hosts: Michael Kaiser, Greg Lonesome, Jorge Sectmaniac, Gentleman Matt (aka Ghastly Poutine). Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE each Friday night at 8pm, Eastern Time on the official Mojo Workout launching pad. Friend us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter.

Mojo Workout 63: Seven Days Of Mojo

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 07:28:05 +0000

That's right! Seven days of Mojo Workout makes one weak. This recording of the live show is so old that we haven't the foggiest idea what went on, but rest assured its the same type of stuff that has gone on the previous 6 days, 21 hours, and change. Whether that is positive or negative -- you'll have to decide for your bad-self. Hosts: Michael Kaiser, Greg Lonesome, Jason Snyderman, MAG Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE each Friday night at 8pm, Eastern Time on the official Mojo Workout launching pad. Friend us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter.

Mojo Workout 62: Turducken

Wed, 30 Nov 2011 09:53:12 +0000

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... this episode aired live. We don't remember what it was about, but there was something about turducken. Listen for yourself to fill in the blanks. Hosts: Michael Kaiser, Greg Lonesome, Jason Snyderman, Jorge Sectmaniac, Brian Hyde Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE each Friday night at 8pm, Eastern Time on the official Mojo Workout launching pad. Friend us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter.

Mojo Workout 61: Burlap Sack

Wed, 09 Nov 2011 08:48:34 +0000

Special "where did the time go" extra long voyage of the S.S. Mojo Workout! For three hours and forty-five minutes we sidle up behind you and gently whisper "burlap sack" in your ear. We'll do it again next week, too... if you want.

Hosts: Michael Kaiser, Greg Lonesome, Thee Gentleman Diplo-Matt, Jason Snyderman, Brian Hyde, Mag

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Mojo Workout 60: Double Decker Hot Tub

Thu, 03 Nov 2011 02:15:00 +0000

Special Halloween voyage of the Mojo Workout sees the return of Jason "Big Guy" Snyderman! And that is po-lenty spooky. We celebrate in a double-decker hot tub powered by fog machines. Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE each Friday night at 8pm, Eastern Time on the official Mojo Workout launching pad. Friend us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter.

Mojo Workout 59: Six Foot Four

Wed, 02 Nov 2011 02:15:00 +0000

Billy Childish is an archive from 1959, and that has nothing to do with this episode other than that the last two characters are the same as this show's number. Except, possibly, that Brian Hyde is actually six-foot-four. And that's makes for funny radio. What?! Originally aired a long time ago. But not quite as long ago as episode 58. Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE each Friday night at 8pm, Eastern Time on the official Mojo Workout launching pad. Friend us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter.

Mojo Workout 58: Technical Difficulties

Tue, 01 Nov 2011 01:26:10 +0000

Mojo Workin'-out the technical difficulties on this 58th voyage. A favorite catch-phrase finally gets its own spotlight show title! Originally aired a long time ago. Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE each Friday night at 8pm, Eastern Time on the official Mojo Workout launching pad. Friend us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter.

Mojo Workout 57: Aggressively Passive

Fri, 14 Oct 2011 10:38:49 +0000

The laziest show on Internet Radio! Just when you thought the Mojo Workout couldn't get any more slack and lazy, it just did. In this milestone episode we've reached a new low. Hosts: Michael Kaiser, Greg Lonesome, Brian Hyde Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE each Friday night at 8pm, Eastern Time on the official Mojo Workout launching pad. Friend us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter.

Mojo Workout 56: Electric Cigarette Review

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 10:36:06 +0000

The show notes for the 56th (though, it really isn't) voyage of the S.S. Mojo Workout consist entirely of non-descriptive text followed by links and reminders. Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE each Friday night at 8pm, Eastern Time on the official Mojo Workout launching pad. Friend us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter.

Mojo Workout 55: Belly Shirts

Fri, 16 Sep 2011 06:07:24 +0000

Put on your red, pre-stained Mojo bull riding belly shirt and get goofy on this 55th voyage of the S.S. Mojo Workout. We have Bavarians for you! Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE each Friday night at 8pm, Eastern Time on the official Mojo Workout launching pad. Friend us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter.

Mojo Workout 54: Stinky Big Heads

Mon, 05 Sep 2011 09:34:43 +0000

This voyage is filled with Stinking Heads in a Gun Club populated by Jack the Ripper. Vote Loony; you know it makes sense! Extremely silly. Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE each Friday night at 8pm, Eastern Time on the official Mojo Workout launching pad. Friend us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter.

Mojo Workout 53: Voice Of Doom

Thu, 01 Sep 2011 07:04:19 +0000

Grab yourself a big, juicy Tuna Eyeball and a tasty beverage and jam those earbuds deep in your ear canal for the 53rd voyage of the S.S. Mojo Workout! Heap big hoot and holler. What more do you need? Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE each Friday night at 8pm, Eastern Time on the official Mojo Workout launching pad. Friend us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter.

Mojo Workout 52: Cat Heads Again

Mon, 22 Aug 2011 12:05:59 +0000

Mr. Stevie Tombstone joins the crew again to set the recipe for Cat Head Biscuits straight once and for all. Two dollops of mayonnaise!! Plus he shares a heap of tracks from his forthcoming Farmageddon Records e.p., Slow Drunken Watlz. Of course we talk about Sharks attacking whilst riding rainbow colored Unicorns, too. We get a POUNDER of a Magnificent Moment, Celebrity BowlerSkating, Booger-In-The-Pocket-Protectors, and more from the Punk Rock Knitting Circle. Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE each Friday night at 8pm, Eastern Time on the official Mojo Workout launching pad. Friend us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter.

Mojo Workout 51: Lost A Surfer

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 12:04:50 +0000

Jorge Sectmaniac likens being on the road with the South Bay Surfers to herding cats - while recounting his recent trip with our heroes. Mag gives a history lesson on Guy Fawkes and another Magnificent Moment. Greg left the house; result: no booger in the pocket. Kaiser lost his mustache. A birthday shout-out to Mel "Frostbite" Bergman and Porter Wagoner. A Mojobituary for Marshall Grant, of the Tennessee Two. And a single, solitary round of Celebrity BowlerSkating. Its all right here on the 51st episode of the Punk Rock Knitting Circle known as Mojo Workout! Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE each Friday night at 8pm, Eastern Time on the official Mojo Workout launching pad. Friend us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter.

Mojo Workout 50: Hacky Sack

Sat, 30 Jul 2011 07:50:29 +0000

Reunited and it feels sooooo good on the 50th voyage of the S.S. Mojo Workout! Listen as Michael Kaiser, Greg Lonesome, Thee Gentleman Jazz Hands-Spirit Fingers-Love Holster-Man Cave-BM-Keister-Monkey Knuckle-Team Member-Vitamin D-Snazzy Boy-Kiddie Pool-Super User Diplo-Matt, Jorge Sectmaniac, and Brian "Dratsum" Hyde kick the hacky sack around for 3 hours. Mag even supplies a special mash-up called a Magorian Rantmoment. Slipper Lobster anyone? Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE each Friday night at 8pm, Eastern Time on the official Mojo Workout launching pad. Friend us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter.

Mojo Workout 49: Decidedly British

Tue, 26 Jul 2011 07:47:33 +0000

Voyage number 49 of the S.S. Mojo Workout. This whole show is one big Magnificent Moment, as our resident Brit, Mag joins us for the whole shebang. This show is about 3 weeks old, too. Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE each Friday night at 8pm, Eastern Time on the official Mojo Workout launching pad. Friend us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter.

Mojo Workout 48: Tank Pock

Sat, 02 Jul 2011 17:37:30 +0000

The 1 year anniversary voyage of the S.S. Mojo Workout! Includes special guest John Gibbs of the Kaisers, the Wildebeests, the Masonics, and much more. Plus all the craziness you expect: Celebrity BowlerSkating, Mojobituaries, Gregorian Rants, Food, the best music you ever heard... AND an extra hour of silliness at no cost to you, the good-hearted Red Shirt. Our resident Brit, Mag (of Magnificent Moments) joins us for added class, too. Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE each Friday night at 8pm, Eastern Time on the official Mojo Workout launching pad. Friend us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter.

Mojo Workout 47: Finger Puppets

Sat, 18 Jun 2011 09:37:25 +0000

Here is your show notes: Mojo Workout 47 is filled with the same silliness as the preceding shows, but better! Includes a new and improved Magnificent Moments segment, and two (2) Gregorian Rants. Plus Finger Puppets. Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE each Friday night at 8pm, Eastern Time on the official Mojo Workout launching pad. Friend us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter.

Mojo Workout 46: The Possibilities Are Pantless

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 18:09:11 +0000

Show notes are dumb. This is Mojo Workout episode 46, Red Shirts! Chock full of the unusual silliness you've come to expect: Celebrity BowlerSkating, Gregorian Rants, Magnificent Moments, Mojobituaries, and more. We's giving out Knuckle Sandwiches; doing Mad Libs; celebrating birthdays; and all manner of entertainment that the corporate radio dinosaurs have long-since forgotten how to deliver. Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE each Friday night at 8pm, Eastern Time on the official Mojo Workout launching pad. Friend us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter.

Mojo Workout 45: We Are Unitard

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 13:28:01 +0000

The entire crew is together again for the first time on this 45th voyage of the S.S. Mojo Workout! Includes a memorial for Stiv Bators, a Mojobituary for Jack "Dr. Death" Kevorkian, a magnificent Magnificent Moment, a Gregorian Rant (by popular demand!) about even more jerks behind the wheel, a shout-out to the youngest Red Shirt, Dezmond, and two new additions to Thee Gentleman Diplo-Matt's name!! Celebrity Bowlerskating matches: John Wayne Gacy vs. Ed Gein (both're losers!), Little Debbie Fudge Rounds vs. Hostess Ding Dongs, and Taxi Driver vs. Raging Bull Points: Moose Turd Pie ("Its good, though!") Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE each Friday night at 8pm, Eastern Time on the official Mojo Workout launching pad. Friend us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter.

Mojo Workout 44: Cat Crap Coffee

Mon, 30 May 2011 09:53:10 +0000

Second verse, same as the first! The 44th voyage of the S.S. Mojo Workout includes super-special guest, Scott Hudson of The Ledge, to add some class to a classless society of Internet Radio goofballs. Mucho lightning dodging hi-jinx, including Celebrity BowlerSkating, Magnificent Moments, Mojobituaries... its all here, Red Shirts. BowlerSkating matches include: Di Di Conn vs. Stockard Channing, The Damned vs. The Clash, and one that can't be put into words. Points: Cat Crap Coffee. Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE each Friday night at 8pm, Eastern Time on the official Mojo Workout launching pad. Friend us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter.

Mojo Workout 43: Booger In The Pocket

Sun, 22 May 2011 14:21:13 +0000

The 1st 12 minutes of Mojo Workout 43 were raptured! If you weren't listening live you'll never know what secrets those approximately 720 seconds contained. Special treat: Brian & Ainsley report live from the road - strewn with empty cars - in keeping with the fine tradition of broadcasting live from all manner of transport. We get another Magnificent Moment, a Gregorian Rant, a Mojobituary for "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Celebrity BowlerSkating, and a crash course on How To Look Punk. Celebrity BowlerSkating matches include Night Of The Living Dead vs. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, and Toxic Avenger vs. Redneck Zombies Points: Slim Jims Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE each Friday night at 8pm, Eastern Time on the official Mojo Workout launching pad. Friend us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter.

Mojo Workout 42: Mummified By A Space Heater

Mon, 16 May 2011 06:12:20 +0000

For the Forty-Tooth voyage of the S.S. Mojo we finally shed the thin veneer of seriousness and get silly! Three Mojobituaries - for Ed Wood's favorite girl, Dolores Fuller; Skatalites drummer, Lloyd Knibb; and 50 Foot Woman, Yvette Vickers. Our resident Brit, Mag takes us on a journey to space with a supergroup during this week's Magnificent Moment, and some bloody, Roman-style exposition Gladiator sport that is Celebrity BowlerSkating! Celebrity BowlerSkating matches include Jerry Lee Lewis vs. Little Richard, Buddy Holly vs. Roky Erickson, and Tea & Rum vs. Magtinis Points: Slim Jim Nanners Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE each Friday night at 8pm, Eastern Time on the official Mojo Workout launching pad. Friend us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter.

Mojo Workout 41: Somewhere I'm A God

Sun, 08 May 2011 19:09:27 +0000

The 41st voyage of the S.S. Mojo feature a feat of daring never before attempted: Brian "Dratsum" Hyde broadcasts live whilst traversing 4 states in two modes of transportation! Plus the usual form of silliness, including a Gregorian Rant, another Magnificent Moment, and much more. Worth the price of admission for the song at about 2 hours, 9 minutes alone! Celebrity BowlerSkating matches include Babe: Pig In The City vs. Bram Stoker's Dracula, Spicy Mustard vs. Habanero Hot Sauce, Pick-up Trucks vs. Muscle Cars, Suzi Quatro vs. Joan Jett (for the 2nd time!) Points: Amtrak Hot Dogs Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE each Friday night at 8pm, Eastern Time on the official Mojo Workout launching pad. Friend us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter.

Mojo Workout 40: Volume Tablets

Sun, 01 May 2011 09:30:54 +0000

The 40th voyage! Red Shirts assemble for the celebration jam-packed with Celebrity BowlerSkating, Mojobituaries for Huey Meaux and Poly Styrene, another Magnificent Moment, a group Gregorian Rant about so-called "Royal" weddings, and pounding sounds that will knock your melon right off your shoulders!

Celebrity BowlerSkating matches include: Ray Charles vs. Sandy Duncan, Judas Priest vs. the Hulk Hogan Wresting Boot Band, and Batmobile vs. Guana Batz

Points: Mojo Volume Tablets

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Mojo Workout 39: Performance Art For The Visually Impaired

Mon, 25 Apr 2011 08:30:37 +0000

Mojo Workout 39 is chock fulla more Rock ‘n’ Roll, Celebrity BowlerSkating, Gregorian Rants, Cactus Apples, and Art than you can shake a tail-feather at! Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE each Friday night at 8pm, Eastern Time on the official … Continue reading →

Mojo Workout 38: You Can’t Kill Joey Ramone

Mon, 18 Apr 2011 07:42:36 +0000

The weekly Punk Rock Knitting Circle gathers again! This time we’ve got no less than three (3) Gregorian Rants about birds, record stores and the US Postmaster General & his (or her) horde of happy, helpful t-shirt snatchers. Celebrity BowlerSkating … Continue reading →

Mojo Workout 37: Am I R2-D2′n?

Thu, 14 Apr 2011 12:15:04 +0000

Just in time for this week’s live show is last week’s show! Plenty of the usual dopiness, but with a new segment. Listen to the very 1st Magnificent Moments mixed in with Celebrity BowlerSkating, Mojobituaries, y mucho mas. Points: Pie … Continue reading →

Mojo Workout 36: Unibrow Art With Russell And Mike

Sat, 02 Apr 2011 01:25:10 +0000

Seeing as how April Fools is a High Holy Day on the S.S. Mojo Workout we’ve got tomfoolery in spades for all you Red Shirts in Mojo land courtesy of Russell Quan and Michael “Daddy Love” Lucas! Extra special treat … Continue reading →

Mojo Workout 35: Stronger Than Kirk

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 11:10:11 +0000

Thee Gentleman Diplo-Matt is back! And that is such exciting news that we don’t even need to mention that we discussed Joan Jett Day, William Shatner’s Birthday, a Mojobituary, or anything else. Further, we don’t have to tell you that … Continue reading →

Mojo Workout 34: Filmed In Supermarionation

Sat, 19 Mar 2011 11:55:55 +0000

Yes, its time once again for the Grand Ole Mojo Workout Hayride! Join Michael Kaiser, Greg Lonesome, Jorge Sectmaniac, and Brian “Dratsum” Hyde for another action-packed three-hour tour as we allow the Sectmaniac to take over this week’s Gregorian Rant, … Continue reading →

Mojo Workout 33: Bela Lugosi’s Dad

Sat, 12 Mar 2011 11:00:39 +0000

Set engines to full – Warp drive style, even on this week’s three hour tour. Chock full of Celebrity BowlerSkating, Gregorian Rants, Mojobituaries, the best music you’ll hear anywhere, and the usual silliness you’ve come to expect from the radio … Continue reading →

Mojo Workout 32: Baby Mouse Wine

Mon, 07 Mar 2011 11:10:22 +0000

On this voyage o’ the Mojo Workout the glasses of Baby Mouse Wine is flowing like… well, wine. It tastes like gasoline and has a slight crunch to it. Full of rants n’ raves – that you’ll need to hear … Continue reading →

Mojo Workout 31: Paul Lynde For The Win

Mon, 28 Feb 2011 01:00:03 +0000

For this three hour voyage of the S.S. Mojo Workout we’re joined by Brian Dratsum o’ The Hydes. Mucho high-brow discussions about the current state of affairs along with solutions to many of societies ills, including in depth analysis of … Continue reading →

Mojo Workout 30: Bunny Hop The Shark

Mon, 21 Feb 2011 09:26:02 +0000

The audio equivalent of a Geo Metro because the S.S. Mojo Workout is powered by a three-cylinder engine this voyage. Join Michael Kaiser, Greg Lonesome and Jorge Sectmaniac as we attempt to jump the shark. Celebrity BowlerSkating matches include Phillis … Continue reading →

Mojo Workout 19: Pimple-Moose Juice

Sat, 06 Nov 2010 10:02:48 +0000

The 19th voyage of the Starship Mojo Workout with special guest, and a very handsome sexy guy, Scott Beerwolf - organ grinder for International Super-group, The Jinxes!

Celebrity BowlerSkating matches included: Lost Saucer vs. Far Out Space Nuts, the Cramps vs. the Meteors, the Hardy Boys vs. Harry Potter, and more.

Points consisted of litres of Pamplemousse Juice

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Mojo Workout 18: Ball Sport

Sat, 30 Oct 2010 10:59:54 +0000

The S.S. Mojo Workout has a new crew member! As the FBI continues to call on the services of our resident master-mind, Thee Gentleman "Love Holster" Diplo-Matt, more and more we present his personal co-co-host, Seanzi Dirtbag, of the Arkhams, the Othermen and more in his debut - donning the legendary Gorilla pants! And for Seanzi's 1st trick you'll witness him vanishing right before your very ears (constantly) as a special Halloween prank on this three hour tour.

Celebrity BowlerSkating matches include: Brian Jones vs. Keith Richards, The Hulkster vs. Mr. T, Michael Myers vs. Jason, and more including a listener submitted match by our favorite Brit, MAG, of the Queen (of England) vs. the King (of Rock 'n' Roll).

Points this voyage is Candy Apples with Razor Blades.

As always, tune in to Mojo Workout LIVE every Friday night from 8-11pm, Eastern Time on Real Punk Radio .

Mojo Workout 17: Tombstone Tales

Sat, 23 Oct 2010 12:34:23 +0000

The 17th voyage of the Mojo Workout includes very special guest, Stevie Tombstone, of the legendary Atlanta based swamprockabilly band, The Tombstones!

And what would Mojo Workout be without some technical difficulties? In fact, said difficulties are like the 5th Beatle to the show. In keeping with that fine tradition the 1st segment found our hero, the aforementioned Mr. Tombstone, driving an old-school Mac machine deep in the hill country of the Ozarks - making a racket thats guaranteed to wake up them 'shiners layin' in the road like a snake on a heat-rock! Don't get that obscure little reference? Listen to the show and all will be revealed. So strap on your headphones and you'll hear it all just fine.

Points this go 'round were fluffy, delicious Cat Heads.

Celebrity BowlerSkating matches include: the Gun Club vs. the Beasts of Bourbon and Delta Blues vs. Chicago Blues.

As always, tune in to Mojo Workout LIVE every Friday night from 8-11pm, Eastern Time on Real Punk Radio. And don't miss the boat!

Mojo Workout 16: Rock 'N' Roll Wrestling

Sun, 17 Oct 2010 15:43:46 +0000

All hands on deck! All hands on deck! Its time for the 16th cruise aboard the S.S. Mojo Workout.

Three hours of comedy, back and forth banter, tales of the FBI, some music, and a special appearance by Mike Spenser of the famous Cannibals to talk about bringing his show, The Trash Can, to the Real Punk Radio “airwaves”.

Points for this outing: Buffalo Chicken Cheese Balls

Celebrity BowlerSkating match-ups include Macho Man Randy Savage vs. Rowdy Roddy Piper, Hank III vs. Wayne Hancock, Bun Boy vs. Bob’s Big Boy, and more.

Join us LIVE every Friday night from 8-11pm, Eastern Time on Real Punk Radio.

Mojo Workout 15: A Bit Of The Dirty Water

Sun, 10 Oct 2010 17:25:08 +0000

This week on Mojo Workout (the technical difficulties) we're joined by special guest PJ Crittenden of the world famous Dirty Water club and Dirty Water Records!

Whilst Thee Gentleman Diplo-Matt was out on special ops for the FBI the rest of us goofballs waved our Jazz Hands in homage and dished-out some Spotted Dick.

Celebrity BowlerSkating matches include: the Brawny Lumberjack vs. the Jolly Green Giant, Vampira vs. Elvira, Ginger Ale vs. Pumpkin Ale, and more.

It took 3 whole tries to get this show up and running. That's why its nearly 20 minutes shorter than normal. But, that's live radio, baby!

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Mojo Workout 14: Oklahomaphobic

Sat, 02 Oct 2010 15:59:54 +0000

Episode 14 of the 3 hour tour that is Mojo Workout!

Hear Thee Gentleman Diplo-Matt sweating like a stuck pig from inside his ride live from the Shamrock Motel parking lot as we plot dastardly shenanigans on innocent passers by! No Jorge this week as he suffered a shoulder injury whilst doing paperwork.

Mucho comedy, silliness, magical pregnant statuettes, and Jazz Hands. Some great songs, too.

Celebrity BowlerSkating matches include: Fred Sanford vs. Archie Bunker, Bull Murray vs. John Cleese, the Trashmen vs. Dick Dale, and more.

Points consisted of wonderful little Cocktail Wieners.

Tune in to Mojo Workout LIVE every Friday night, 8-11pm, Eastern Time on Real Punk Radio - realpunkradio.com

Mojo Workout 13: Flip-Floppin' and Be-Boppin'

Sat, 25 Sep 2010 09:27:49 +0000

Here ye be, Hobos: Mojo Workout 13 with your regular crew aboard the SS Real Punk Radio. Dishing out Boca Burgers, back and forth comic banter, social commentary, playing a song or two here and there, and generally entertaining the masses.

Super special guests this show were Mike Stax of Ugly Things magazine and Mike Edison of the Raunch Hands and much, much more!

Celebrity BowlerSkating matches included Tarman vs. Old Lady from Evil Dead 2, Downliners Sect vs. the Pretty Things, the Munster Mobile vs. the Paul Revere & the Raiders Coach, and more.

Tune in each week my friend and you're sure to get a smile LIVE every Friday night 8-11pm, Eastern Time on Real Punk Radio - realpunkradio.com

Mojo Workout 12: Mike Lucas Is A Phantom Surfer

Sat, 18 Sep 2010 13:04:11 +0000

Here you go fellow Hobo Castaways: episode 12 of Mojo Workout!

This week we're joined by the legendary, loquacious Michael "Daddy Love" Lucas of the Phantom Surfers, Sir Dance A-Lot, Repent Records, and a whole lot more! A three hour and 10 minute cruise with the best entertainment on the net-webs; guaranteed, or absolutely no money back.

Points consisted of a true surfer's delight, Fish Tacos imported fresh from Baja Mexico by FedMex.

Celebrity BowlerSkating matches include: Beanie vs. Cecil, Los Locos Del Ritmo vs. Los Rockin' Devils, Otis Redding vs. Sam Cooke.

Join us LIVE each Friday night from 8-11pm, Eastern Time on Real Punk Radio at http://realpunkradio.com

Radio Done Right!

Mojo Workout 11: Spirit Fingers and Jazz Hands

Sat, 11 Sep 2010 09:15:44 +0000

Here it is, sports fans. The new and improved Mojo Workout 11.

The Mojo Workout team has been inspired by those 7 famous castaways and added an hour to your favorite show. New time, too; 8-11pm, Eastern Time.

All aboard the SS Mojo Workout for a 3 hour tour and be amazed by Thee Gentleman Diplo-Matt and his world famous Jazz Hands!

Celebrity BowlerSkating matches include: Mr. Clean vs. the Tidy Bowl man, Green Hornet vs. Batman, Texas Pete vs. Tobasco, and more. Points system consisted of Deep Fried Beer. We don't know what that is either.

Tons of Troggs tracks in honor of the ailing Reg Presley, and a boat load (haha) more killer tunes. Listen often and bring a friend. Don't keep all this to yourself, pals.

Listen to Mojo Workout LIVE every Friday night on Real Punk Radio - realpunkradio.com

Mojo Workout 10

Sat, 04 Sep 2010 11:45:03 +0000

Mojo Workout 10 with special guest Seanzi Dirtbag of the Arkhams, the Othermen, Bamboula, Tortured Souls, and the Meathookers joins the regular cast of knuckleheads for 2 hours of the best live radio on the internet!

Po-lenty of goofy banter, impromptu Blues sessions, KILLER music, y mucho mas.

Celebrity BowlerSkating matches include: The Mystery Machine vs. Speed Buggy, Little Richard vs. Esquerita, GetGlue vs. Fresh Air & Sunshine, and more.

Points system this show: Chili Cheese Tater Tots

Tune in to Mojo Workout LIVE every Friday night at 7:00PM, Eastern Time - 2300 UTC on Real Punk Radio; realpunkradio.com

Mojo Workout 09

Sat, 28 Aug 2010 13:06:57 +0000

Mojo Workout #9, baby! And the band is back together.

Join Michael Kaiser of RadiOblivion, Jason "Big Guy" Snyderman of Burrito Electrico, Greg Lonesome of the Rock 'n' Roll Manifesto, Thee Gentleman Diplo-Matt of Live From the Shamrock Motel, and Jorge "Secmaniac" of the Jinxes & Real Boss Hoss production as they don their Leg-Warmers, Terrycloth Headbands, Tube Socks, and newly permed hair-dos in order to workout!

Plenty of loud music, talk, piping hot bowls o' Hobo Stew (now with 25% more Hobo!), and stories of last week's very last show of the world-famous Mummies. We even made a surprise phone call to Mottey, of Mottey's Garage, during his annual Firemen Steak Fry. He denied that they were, in fact, eating other Firepersons.

Celebrity BowlerSkating matches include: KITT vs. the General Lee, the Count V vs. the Count Backwurds, the Golden Crisp bear vs. the Sugar Smacks frog, and more.

Tune in to Mojo Workout LIVE, and join the chat, every Friday night at 7:00pm, Eastern Time on Real Punk Radio - realpunkradio.com

Mojo Workout 08

Tue, 24 Aug 2010 10:47:43 +0000

Its Mojo Workout #8, turkeys!

The Punk Rock Knitting Circle brings another exciting, adventurous variety show filled with music, stories, food, and even more silliness! Thee Gentleman Diplo-Matt and Jorge were both in Portland Oregon for the Mummies last show ever (tour), but we got Matt on the horn to recount his exciting adventures up there. Bums, Raccoons, toilets made from tree trunks, and more.

Celebrity BowlerSkating matches include: Three Stooges vs. Three Musketeers, Journey vs. Nightranger, Dolly Madison vs. Little Debbie, y mas. We even had a round of "True Talent, or Pant Load?".

Points system consisted of delectable Escargot.

Invite yer friends, and tune in LIVE every Friday night, 7-9pm, Eastern Time on Real Punk Radio - realpunkradio.com

Mojo Workout 07

Sat, 14 Aug 2010 08:04:38 +0000

Mojo Workout #7 with your zany cast of characters, Michael Kaiser, Jason the Snyderman, Greg Lonesome, Thee Gentleman Diplo-Matt, and Jorge "Sectmaniac"!

Po-lenty of KILLER music and crazy antics - including punking an unsuspecting victim with a prank call, and high-brow readins from Iggy Pop's Rider! Points system this episode were those ever delicious Breakfast Burritos. Celebrity BowlerSkating matches include: Johnny Fever vs. Venus Flytrap, Uncle Ben vs. the Quaker Oats guy, Tom Waits vs. Nick Cave and more.

Join us LIVE for the real digs, dig? Every Friday night at 7pm, Eastern Time. Only on Real Punk Radio at realpunkradio.com

Mojo Workout 06

Sat, 07 Aug 2010 11:12:25 +0000

Special guest this time is Mike Ashcraft of Thumbin' Sleazoid Cinema talking with us about his brand new film, Cyclone!

Tons of killer music, "Slamin' for Support", News, and the type of silliness you've come to expect from Mojo Workout.

Points system this show is Sushi. Celebrity BowlerSkating matches include: Iggy Stooge vs. Iggy Pop, Back From the Grave vs. Teenage Shutdown, Hamburglar vs. Grimace, and more.

Join us for the LIVE show every Friday night 7-9pm, Eastern Time on realpunkradio.com and join the chat. You'll be glad you did

Mojo Workout 05

Mon, 02 Aug 2010 10:51:53 +0000

Mojo Workout #5 with Michael Kaiser, Jason Snyderman, Greg Lonesome, Gentleman Matt, and special guest co-host, Drazzle, from the Music From the Far Side podcast.

Music, Talk, Mayhem! Celebrity BowlerSkating matches include: The Munsters vs. The Addams Family, Col. Sanders vs, Orville Redenbacher, Gene Simmons vs. Billy the Exterminator, and more. Point system this go-round - virtual Habaneros. Hot & spicy!

Tune in LIVE every Friday night from 7-9pm, Eastern Time. Only on realpunkradio.com

Mojo Workout 03

Sat, 17 Jul 2010 14:08:57 +0000

Here you go, Thrill Seekers. The 3rd episode of Mojo Workout in podcast form; unedited and RAW!

Your hosts this go 'round are Michael Kaiser, Jason Snyderman, Jorge "Sectmaniac", and filling in for Greg and Matt while they were both vacationing with the rich folk - on oposite sides of the continent, is brand new Real Punk Radio DJ, Heathen.

Points system this week were the much lauded and coveted pinnacle of healthy eating, Ding-Dongs. Celebrity BowlerSkating matches include Joan Jett vs. Lita Ford and Leo Laporte vs. Dick DeBartolo. Po-lenty of goofy back and forth, giggling and snickering, killer music... and vinyl!

For real kicks listen to Mojo Workout LIVE every Friday night from 7-9pm, Eastern Time and join us in the chat room. Only on realpunkradio.com

P.S. Pay no mind to the glitches in the audio during the last 3rd of the show. That's live broadcasting in all its glory!

Mojo Workout 02

Sat, 17 Jul 2010 12:55:44 +0000

Episode #2 of Mojo Workout - which is really the 1st because we didn't record the 1st. See how that works?

Featuring your hosts Michael Kaiser, Jason Snyderman, Greg Lonesome, Jorge "Sectmaniac", and Gentleman Matt.

This week's points system was comprised of Hot Dogs. Get out your score cards and follow along with our at-home-version of the game. Celebrity BowlerSkating included match-ups between the Sex Pistols and the Clash, the Rip-Offs and the Infections, the Sharks and Frenzy, and more. We may have also played a couple rounds of "True Talent or Pant Load". Spun a handful o' tunes as well.

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