Hello Dumb Dumb!

Redneck Ruckus

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:11:15 -0800

Welcome back to Hello Dumb Dumb... live from the Appalachians! Today we're going to be talking about kissing cousins, moonshine, cars on wood blocks, meth labs, and all things red neck!!

Now there's nothing that a redneck likes better than balancing a 40 on his belly... except for maybe lighting gun powder in an extremely dry patch of forest prone to wild fires -- and we're here to give you all of that.

What do five rednecks in the woods have in common? Just watch

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Hallo Dumb Dumb

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:55:24 -0700

Halloween ! Finally that time of the year when you get to take body shots off a skeleton while wearing a nurse outfit and hanging out with a pirate, astronaut and Michael Jackson. Well, at least I try and only do that on Halloween. It's also the time of year when you get to spook kids, trick or treat, and decorate the house. And that's where we begin with this special holiday episode of Hello Dumb Dumb!

How far would you go to scare the life out of a pack of children? Yeah I'd go pretty far to. Kids don't stand a chance. But one thing you can't do is let kids get the last laugh. Someone should've informed our first Dumb Dumb of that little detail before he climbed in the trash can.

Our second Dumb Dumb kicks butt in the role playing position. His Spider Man act is second only Spidey himself. Because I'm pretty sure the webbed wonder would've pulled this one no problem.

Dumb Dumb numero trois is a popular one on yee ol' YouTube. Millions of views. And for one more time's sake here he is in all his turtle loving glory.

Our Dumb Dumb number four is actually a collection of folks, and their retarded halloween costumes. Enjoy!

And finally the last Dumb Dumb gets the prize for his quick defensive abilities and reactionary skills. Unfortunately his friend does not support the prize.

Finally, be sure to check out the rest of the Hello Dumb Dumb episodes asap. You'll feel smarter afterwards, I promise.

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Matrimony Mishaps - Dumb Dumbs At The Wedding

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 12:07:47 -0700

Welcome to another episode of Hello Dumb Dumb . This time around we take a look at the love, the celebration and the togetherness of weddings. Oh yeah, and the nervousness, drunkeness, and rediculousness getting all these partiing fools together! So put on your silly suit and take my hand down the isle to some serious MATRIMONY MOCKERY!!!

DD#1: How scary can it be standing next to the women you plan the rest of your life with. Every. Single. Day. Forever. Till death. How far away is death?

DD#2: Garter party! Grab that biznatch off yo women and throw it to your friends! If you like it then you gotta put a ring on it, right?

DD#3: This bride was just way too hot at her own wedding. At least the best man seemed to think so.

DD#4: When party favors get dangerous. These bad boys are out to kill.

DD#5: This guy gave his bride a memory she can take with her for the rest of her life. It's just so special

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Lame Sports Dumb Dumbs

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 14:22:15 -0700

Athletic competition. The strive for perfection. Man versus man. Man versus nature. Man versus man and nature. There are all sorts of sporting events we compete in and push each other to our respective limits. Often the drive to be the best, or the best we can be, lead to pain, suffering and injury. Yeah! Which just so happens to be where we find our dummies today.

If would be great if our dummies injured themselves doing something amazing, like charging to the top of Everest or beating a land speed record in downhill skateboarding. But that's what makes them dummies. They get hurt doing things like hitting a pinata with a croquet stick and losing a fight with a golf ball. Here's what you can expect:

- People younger then 100 play curling and sometimes have a very hard doing it. Here's a poor mate taking one on the arse.

- What's the most painful thing you can do with a croquet stick? Ok don't answer. Calling this one a Lame Sports Dumb Dumb is sort of a stretch. But he's using a club used in a sport so we'll add it. Plus its hilarious.

- When you're going Man vs. Golf Ball don't lose to the golf ball, bro.

- Strikes are like sex on the first date - if you don't get it your pissed! Ok just watch the video.

- This wouldn't have been a Dumb Dumb if they just would've made the frigging double pane glass doors a little stronger. Really have to talk to the glass makers.

When Trees Attack

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 15:33:53 -0700

What happens when you combine an idiot and a tree? You get Amanda's life! At least for right now.

In this episode of Hello Dumb Dumb we look at five guys who have been beaten over the head with branches, stumps, trunks and twigs. It's MAN VERSUS TREE.

5) See old guy climb. Higher. HIGHEEEERRRRR. See old guy hang from branch. See branch break off tree and old guy flap arms like bird!

4) The last words out of poor Billy Joe's mouth were "Ok Timmy I'm going to be cuttin' a little on this here branch… you pull as hard as you can once I duc_." Yeah that had to hurt.

3) Dude I got this rad new snowboard for Christmas let's go build a jump out back and see how far we can launch! Bro what about the landing? Who cares!

2) I dare you to try and break down that tree by ramming it on your motorcycle. Come on you can do it. Yeah! Wait you have to go faster. Faster! Faster! Ouch.

1) You know what is the coolest thing about lakes trips with your bros? Rope swings! You know what's not one of the coolest things about lake trips with your bros? Bashing your head on the rocks while rope swinging!

So those are our five guys with wood on the brain. Luckily our camera guys were smart enough to break out the camera before it went down.

When Nature Strikes

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 12:03:28 -0700

Since the dawn of time, man has been obsessed with risking life and limb to get a closer, clearer understanding of that which he cannot control. No, we're not talking about the mysterious fairer sex that is woman, we're talking about the wild majestic beast known as animals...

There's a reason our ancient ancestors built mud huts and spears -- to protect ourselves from the animals. But there's still a contingent of modern day warriors (read: dumb dumbs) who continue to thrust themselves into a realm of animaldom they just don't understand. And the outcome is well... dolphin love.

Remember the jacket snatching panda from our second episode? From that we've learned two lessons: Cute can be mean and... animals can be the most vicious fashion critics. Just watch as this news reporter gets a few what-fors from an ostrich out in the field.

What could be dumber than a dumb-dumb covered in monkey fecal matter? Well nothing really.

Leave it up to a dumb dumb to strap boxing gloves on a pissed off kangaroo -- and expect a good outcome.

And coming in at Dumb Dumb #1 is a hunter so lame that a deer doesn't even feel obliged to penetrate him with his antlers. He just slaps him around like a little bitch. Awwww!!!

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Dumb Reporters. Dumb News Anchors. Dumb Weathermen.

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 12:02:59 -0700

News reporters and the likes often have an alter ego in mainstream fictional media, like mild-mannered Clark Kent and dorkus malorkus news photographer Peter Parker. Our team of researchers at Hello Dumb Dumb have found the same to be true for real reporters, except instead of transforming into super heroes who can fly and shoot spider webs from their palms, the metamorphosis tends to be frightening and gruesome.

Amanda shares a comprehensive list of the five worst hidden dark sides of the reporter:

1.) Violent Tyrant
Bill O'Reilly shows his evil side when the TelePrompter craps out on him.

2.) Child Molester
The seemingly kind-hearted California weather man has a little more to reveal than storm fronts moving in.

3.) Deplorable Wuss
Reporters in the field are supposed to have thick skin right? Not when it comes to lizards jumping on your crotch . Hairball says what?

4.) Linguistically Challenged
When reporting the news, it is vital to complete your thoughts and sentences. Silly anchor Ken Bastida shows the impact bad communication can have on those around us.

5.) Just Plain Crazy
New reporters are supposed to keep their cool, but exclusive behind the scenes footage proves that one reporter just can't keep his mouth shut.

So next time your watching the 8 o'clock news keep a keen eye peeled for the traitors we have trusted since technicolor. Watch us here on Hello Dumb Dumb and check out more incredibly dumb stuff you can't stop watching on MeVIO Men .

If you were hoping for a Ron Burgundy reference check back next time.

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Tighty, Whitey, and Dumb!

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 18:04:20 -0700

There are good and responsible fathers out there but we don't care, we're looking for the ones that defy Darwin's Law. We're looking for the dumb dumbs .

Who needs a car seat when you've got a perfectly good steering wheel . This father defies dumb!

And then there are the dads that will do anything for a cheap thrill at the expense of their kids, as this rocket skateboard shows us.

Make sure that if you're going to interrupt your kid videoing himself for his friends to cheap out his mad soccer skills, don't show up in your tight whiteys .

And finally, it's escape from dumb dumb . Just watch.

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Beaver Chasing and Sword Issues

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:46:37 -0700

This episode's gonna hurt -- and not in the way that you might think. Get your mind out of the gutter and watch how we show you the very wrong way to chase beav , that's right... beav! Lord have mercy.

Our next lesson for dumb dumbs? How to use a condom... the wrong way !!! Yes, when you grow up without a proper parent teaching you the finer aspects of the bedroom, you'll inevitably end up with a condom on your head and a dumb friend egging you on to do ridiculously stupid things with that condom on your head. Yes!

On the other hand, when you grow up with a silver spoon in your mouth, we very much like it when you say stupid things in public. Jonas Brothers, you said sumting real dumb , mostly cause you've never been near that thing.

Our next dumb dumb involves big balls so naturally we don't need a description to make you watch it.

And finally, there's nothing better than QVC hosts getting injured on camera . Nothing!!!! I'll take two please!

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Fire Crotches, Fat Fetishes, Face Falls, and Other "F"y Things

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:35:11 -0700

Now we aren't entirely sure what it's like to be a dumb dumb, but we do know it's a freaking blast to observe, make fun of and archive into the hilarity the is Hello Dumb Dumb ... So make sure there's a proctologist in town because you may just laugh your ass off.

Foreign men seem to know a lot about wine, or at least a corked bottle is finer than a cheap box (no puns, I swear!). And all though our first contender may have chosen a good corked medley, his perception on how to open a wine bottle has gone to pot. Watch as a young man uses his toilet as a makeshift cork screw .

Dumb Dumb number four is a fabulous fail, and everyone loves a good fail. If there is anything surprising that it's is a BMX bike trickster wanna-be fail , we need your contact because you are a prime candidate for this show.

Dumb Dumb three is a good example of what NOT to upload onto your Facebook profile. Weightlifting in front of your built-in webcam is awesome and all but not when you break your fresh-water fish tank with the barbell and scream for your mother's help. Wuss.

Try to keep your wincing to a minimum for the next idiot maneuver because although pain may be radiating from your computer screen, Dumb Dumb video # 2 just keeps getting better. Let's just say bottle rocket and crotch collide to make a sparkling spectacle of awesomeness.

Number one is... sick.... gon-na barf... fat... horse... And I'm sure when you watch it you too will only be capable of murmuring monosyllabic words, because you are shocked, you are disgusted and you feel like the real dumb dumb for not turning away in the fist two seconds.

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Fergie = Dumb Man. Panda Lovers = Dumb. Face Tattoos = Dumb.

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 22:11:19 -0700

Hello Dumb Dumb showcases all the stupid S*#! guys do so don't be surprised when someone who knows you, sends in something that outs your dumbness. Watch out! The dumb cameras are zeroing in on some dumbness near or on you!

On today's episode Amanda is stickin to the man once again as she scours the internet in search of dumbness. She starts off with a stupid man at a chinese zoo who decides to rest his DUMB ass right next to a bear cage. Did I say right next because I meant on. Even though sneezing panda is freaking adorable, it does NOT mean these creatures don't have a nasty side (or at least a fervent love for denim jackes).

Next she brings to light a Romanian tattoo artist who musta been stoned when he went to town on a young innocent 18-year-old girl's face adding 56 star tattoos to it. She of course claims no responsibility.

After that she goes on to talk about Fergie's manhood ....gross. Why gross? If you have done what I have while thinking of Fergie, you would be grossed out thinking about what Amanda has to say as well.

I hate to skip to the end but your gonna see a kid faceplant his little ass in to a wall. I am completely lying. Not about the faceplant, but it's not the end. Catch up with the #1 Dumb Dumb only by watching this latest episode of HELLO DUMB DUMB .

Do you think you've caught some stupId stuff guys do? Maybe you've caught yourself on tape doing the dumb that's dumber than dumb. Well, stop hoarding your dumbness all to your dumb self. Send it or a link to us at meviomen@mevio.com and we'll give your dumbest moments to our audience -- our dumb army.

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Bret Michaels Gets Clocked. Mosh Pits Get Dumberer. And the Jonas Bros, Achhh!

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 19:09:41 -0700

In today's episode, your host Amanda sticks it to some of her favorite dumb asses from across the internet including but hardly limited to a famous (read: DUMB!) sculpture; a very dumb member of a dumb pop act the Jonas Bros -- Joe Jonas , -- dancing in an unforgiveable (read: DUMB!) manner; some dumb dumb from a Lamb of God concert opening himself up to a herd of dumb moshers coming at him from both ends -- ouch!; and of course the biggest dumb dumb of them all Bret Michaels . Such a dumb dumb. Such a rock of dumbness. He deserves his own dumber than dumb reality show. Check.

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