Drinks with Larry and Lauren

Character

Tue, 30 Jan 2007 15:51:00 -0800

Does modern society still have a place for a human with strong moral character? Larry and Lauren drink enough to get into the right sociological mindset to discuss this weighty subject. They discuss moments they’ve witnessed of great character, as well as character failings they’ve seen in society as well as
themselves.

Who Hates Ya, Baby?

Tue, 23 Jan 2007 16:18:00 -0800

Join Larry and Lauren and they discuss those people
they wish they’d never met. Meet the teachers that
made Larry quit school. Hear about the rich, Valley
bitches who disgusted Lauren. But is there anyone out
there who hates Larry and Lauren back? Surely not –
how could you hate two such generous and gentle souls?

Jobs

Thu, 18 Jan 2007 20:59:06 -0800

Though they are pillars of the community today, it
wasn't too long ago that Larry and Lauren did things
for money that they would rather not admit.
Tune in for tales of terrifying jobs of the past!

My Hometown

Tue, 09 Jan 2007 10:17:00 -0800

Join Larry, Lauren, and their guests Ruth and Mac as
they discuss their hometowns. Ardmore, OK (home of
John Hinkley, Jr.); Oak Ridge, TN (home of the
A-bomb); New Bedford, MA (home of Moby Dick); and
Teaneck, NJ (home of the legendary Larry Hertzog). The
gang uncovers the parts of these places that left a
mark on their lives as well as the parts made them
just want to leave.

What's Up With That?

Tue, 02 Jan 2007 15:02:00 -0800

Though we are made, mostly, of the same stuff, there
appears to be an endless variety of what we like and
don't. Join Larry and Lauren as they express complete
disbelief that "anyone could really dig that." Plus,
the usual gang of weirdos and a mysterious no-show
from Fiona.

Quirks

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 09:54:00 -0800

Join the threesome (plus a few random drop-ins) for a discussion of the importance of unimportant things.
Just what IS the right way to hang the toilet paper? Or fold (or stuff) socks? What goes in the fridge, what doesn't? What side of the bed do you have to sleep on? How did Lauren get four men to put their glasses on? All this and oh-so-much more.

Memorable Dates in History

Thu, 14 Dec 2006 12:02:22 -0800

Join Larry and Lauren and now, Josh, as they rummage
through their memories of dates they/'ll never forget.
Josh/'s dating experiences are not for the faint of
heart, involving bodily functions, horny dogs, and
rich older women. But Larry and (yes, even) Lauren
manage to pull a few romantic, and less
stomach-churning, memories out.

Happy Anniversary

Tue, 05 Dec 2006 20:54:00 -0800

/'/'1 year and counting! Larry and Lauren reminisce about their first year in pod-land. What worked? What sucked? What kind of relationships can withstand this sort of weekly scrutiny? Where’s Fiona with the wine? And, most importantly, what does Harvey Sid Fisher think? Plus, Larry tells the awful truth about Lauren’s ass and Lauren lamely retaliates by picking on Larry’s quirks./

We Have Nothing to Fear

Tue, 28 Nov 2006 10:49:00 -0800

Join our intrepid co-hosts as they discuss the topic of "fear." From anxiety attacks, to real-life experiences to nightmares. Turn on the nightlight, tuck yourself under the blankets and come along for the "human ride." This is something for everyone. Enjoy. We think!

Happy Holidays

Tue, 21 Nov 2006 23:46:42 -0800

Is there a Santa Claus? Do you have a love/hate relationship with Holiday Cheer? Larry and Lauren discuss it all, from childhood fantasies to illicit Aunties. Chase away those holiday blues, pour yourself a stiff one and hop on for the ride. Ho. Ho. Ho.

Jokes

Fri, 10 Nov 2006 12:38:51 -0800

Jokes that are hilarious, offensive, and just plain stupid. Larry, Lauren, and guests tell ‘em all. Why are some jokes killers and some just groaners? Is it really all in the delivery? And why are women stereotypically considered unfunny? But speaking of stereotypes -- a Jew, a Mexican, and a Redneck find a genie’s lamp washed up on the shore…

Music

Tue, 31 Oct 2006 20:20:00 -0800

Does your love and need for music decline as you age?
Why are some songs scary (even if it's not
intentional)? What's Larry's deal with show tunes?
What are the best songs to make out to? All that, and
more -- PLUS the owner of The Oyster House stops by
dressed like a sheriff and does not by Larry and
Lauren a drink.

Kid Stuff

Thu, 26 Oct 2006 18:38:34 -0700

Most of us were kids once, yes? Join Lauren and Larry as they wander back into the world of Barbies, G.I. Joes, lemonade stands and pre-sexual fantasies.

Pour yourself a drink and remember the days of yore, when there really WERE monsters in the closet.

Oh God!

Wed, 25 Oct 2006 19:49:40 -0700

With our technological and scientific advances, why do
so many people still have faith in a higher power?
Is it ignorance or enlightenment? Even if you don’t
believe, what would you do if you were given a “sign?”

Should we just scrap the whole idea of religion, or
follow its tenets closer? And, most importantly,
who’s better in bed, Jews or Buddhists?

The Biz Pt. 1

Tue, 17 Oct 2006 11:16:00 -0700

Actors Brad Rowe (CSI, Vanished, 1-800-Missing) and
Eric Turic tell audition horror stories about martial
arts and Mexican stereotypes. Brad gives advice for
up-and-coming actors and explains that he’s a
real-life example of why you should usually never turn
a part down (unless it’s a snuff film). Larry gives
wanna-be writers some sage words of wisdom, and Lauren
tries to show Brad her superior acting range by
repeating the words “Salmon Roll” in various
intonations.

I Do

Tue, 10 Oct 2006 09:24:00 -0700

Larry, married and Lauren, unmarried discuss marriage. Should we marry for love, money, religion or romance? What makes it work? What breaks it up? Is it more legal than personal? Listen in as L & L try to sort the whole thing out.

Thanks for the Memories

Tue, 03 Oct 2006 13:16:00 -0700

Larry and Lauren reminisce about the times they can’t
forget: A supernatural kiss; an armed hold-up in a
restaurant; a miracle on the A-train; a terrifying
cliff jump; and more. Guests stop by the table with
unusual tales of their own.

Why Do I Love Thee?

Tue, 26 Sep 2006 19:18:00 -0700

Are we slaves to our subconscious insecurities? Can
we escape reliving our parents' relationships? Do
we, in effect, choose versions of our moms, dads and
babysitters as mates? This show isn't so much about
what turns us on but, why what turns us on turns us
on.

Death

Thu, 21 Sep 2006 10:41:46 -0700

If you had the opportunity to learn the date of your
death, would you want to know? Is there a big,
marshmallow-cloud fun-land waiting for you in the
afterlife or is our destiny a whole lotta nothing? Is
it possible to die without regret? And, most
importantly, can ghosts of the departed see you when
you have sex?

Karl and Karen

Thu, 14 Sep 2006 18:58:22 -0700

Larry’s wife of three years and Lauren’s boyfriend of nine years finally come on the show to talk about just what they think of the podcast, the topics discussed, the frank sexuality and the fact that Larry keeps proposing to Lauren. How does Karl feel about Lauren’s escapades with a clown? How does Karen react to Larry’s continual suggestions (to other women) that she’s not well and “might not make it through the night?” The most personal “Drinks with Larry and Lauren” to date.

DWLL Sampler

Tue, 12 Sep 2006 09:59:32 -0700

The DWLL stereotypical sitcom clip show. Highlights and Lowlights from the 30-plus shows of DWLL’s past. When Lauren gets amnesia can Larry help her remember who she is? (Yes, we really went there…)

High School Confidential

Sun, 10 Sep 2006 11:04:12 -0700

From the DWLL vault. Visit 1950’s East Whackerville the last weekend before school starts. A tale of sexual ambiguity, divorcees, turrets syndrome, and the Teen Miss underwear department.

Good Sex, Bad Sex

Sun, 10 Sep 2006 10:57:27 -0700

The nights you wished would never end and the ones you wish you could forget. Larry, Lauren, and their guests get down and dirty to uncover what makes good sex good, and bad sex bad. And Lauren reveals her shameful dalliance with a clown.

One Toke Over the Line

Sun, 10 Sep 2006 10:47:13 -0700

Larry and Lauren flash back to their drug days. Ride the paranoia of Larry’s cross-country drive with a grocery bag full of pot! Peak with Lauren as she does mushrooms for the first time and becomes a dirty hippie! And come down with soothing tales of ludes, xanax, and pastrami sandwiches.

Trolling

Sun, 10 Sep 2006 10:38:40 -0700

Larry and Lauren invite the ladies to the table to discuss pick-up strategies. What have they done in the past that’s worked, and what’s worked on them? And now that you’ve reeled ‘em in, what do you do with ‘em?

In Search of Lynni

Sun, 10 Sep 2006 10:28:00 -0700

Have you ever had one that got away? Do you fantasize about trying to reconnect? Larry and Lauren travel to the bizarre, Dutch town of Solvang, CA, in search of a bartendress who once caught Larry’s eye. Will they find her? And if so, will she greet them with open arms or a restraining order?

Zzzzz

Sat, 09 Sep 2006 20:03:00 -0700

Larry and Lauren discuss sleep. Do you sleep? Don't you? What's it take to get to sleep? What do you wear? Who do you need to sleep with? Who do you NOT need to sleep with? What keeps you up at night? When you dream, are you dreaming of someone you know? Someone you never met? The person sleeping next to you? Wake up and listen!

No Non-Smoking Here

Sat, 09 Sep 2006 19:19:00 -0700

Larry, Lauren and a couple of guests light up and discuss the politcally correct world where smoking, drinking and public sex are frowned upon. If you can find a smoking section in the bar, pull up a stool and join us for this one.