The Big Words I Know By Heart Radio Hour

Gianni Mazia's On Main: One From The Vault

Mon, 04 Mar 2013 05:58:00 +0000

In an aborted two parter from 2009 Tom interviews Rob Schofield from Mazia's Pizza in Clarence about the new diabolical changes underway. Sexy Nicole takes advantage and rips on Tom's 'peninsula'.

Episode 70: 'Rack-Tastic'

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 02:46:05 +0000

Tom talks to Buffalo rapper Lex about his breakout E.P. 'Threshold Of A Dream'. Co-host Billy Dyson fumbles through stock questions while Lex bad-mouths WBNY.

Episode 69: 'Common Motherf#$@*ers'

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:32:05 +0000

Tom & Executive Dual Host Michael Hoffert Jr. ('It Came From The Longbox') talk with writer/cartoonist Tom Beland ('True Story, Swear To God') via 'The Skype' about romance, comics, profanity, stand-up comedy and smoking too much weed.

Episode : 'I Was Wakened By Rage'

Sun, 15 Jan 2012 14:10:58 +0000

Tom aggravates the bejesus out of artist Tony Millionaire (Maakies, The Drinky Crow Show) by waking him up earlier than his regularly scheduled noon morning perambulations, Atomic Don does his best impression of Ed McMahon and the boys regale each other with tales of hard drinking, great cartooning, Newt Gingrich and anti-Semitism.

'Notorious': The Big Words One Man Mobile Unit @The 2011 Buffalo Night Life Music Awards

Sat, 10 Dec 2011 03:25:49 +0000

Tom and returning co-host/designated driver Kevin Minnick get tanked up during the VIP open bar at Page's Paradise Island while rubbing elbows with Brian Kahle and his trusty new assistant Rebecca. 0-60 Scott brings the hammer down while The Blues Hounds bring the house down. The boys find two fantastic new reasons to see Black Widow live, Tom receives an award of his own from Busted Stuff and Michael Hund from Widow Maker says hello.

The Big Words I Know By Heart Radio Hour Finale Roast (pt.I)

Sun, 04 Dec 2011 19:59:44 +0000

A star-studded cast of co-hosts from the catastrophic history of the program turn up to kick Tom in his baby nuts on the way down for the craptacular finale to a four year run of The Big Words I Know By Heart Radio Hour. Intentionally Bald Mike leads the charge, playwright Jon Elston gets himself into trouble, poet/comedian Josh Smith tears Tom a new one, Gun Nut Brendan enjoys what's left of his Tullamore Dew (after Tom 'has his way' with it), Timmy C. reminisces about 'Foamy Cokes', Diabetes Dave laments his mom's last pap smear and all of the co-hosts in attendance launch an intervention with painfully poor results.

The Big Words I Know By Heart Finale Roast (Pt. II): 'I Was Just Looking For Q-Tips & Polyps'

Sun, 04 Dec 2011 19:48:22 +0000

Zombie Chris comes out of seclusion to discuss 'the Meeghan double dip', Tom's old roommate Charles 'Chezzy' reflects on their magical bachelor years and refines his comedy routine, Doubt It Publishing wunderkind Mark McElligott further incriminates himself, Intentionally Bald Mike and Gun Nut Brendan return to cross woefully small swords, rock star Michael Bley makes an unexpected cameo with his girlfriend Danielle and Intentionally Bald Mike blows a gasket over some shocking news about the show.

The Big Words Finale Bonus Round!

Sun, 04 Dec 2011 19:44:14 +0000

Hawaiian and/or Filipino wind-up car enthusiast Terry Kimmel shares a magical fantasy with Tom in the lead role and Chezzie sharpens up his comedy routine with mixed results.

Episode 67: 'Tricky Dicks & Pregnant Possibilities'

Thu, 17 Nov 2011 05:33:03 +0000

Tom rounds out his last show in the studio with Think Twice Nucleus Richard Wick and co-host Carl Theil. The boys talk about their love lives, Occupy Wall Street, smelly hippies and an unexpected caller (Greg S.) weighs in without really bringing much to the table.

Episode 66: 'Tight Rope'

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 01:51:28 +0000

Tom and co-host Brian Bogucki stammer through an interview with veteran journalist Joel Meadows, the editor in cheif at Trip Wire magazine. Tom laments the worst birthday he's ever had, Joel rolls with the punches and Brian does his best impression of a mime.

Episode 65: 'Anal Bleaching Changed My Life'

Wed, 07 Sep 2011 19:14:02 +0000

Tom and his two friends of over 20 years (Ron and Mansel) reminisce about old girlfriends, great asses, getting stoned out of their tree and how Mansel bagged his trophy substitute teacher before the altar.

Episode 64: 'Story Of My Flife'

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 05:14:03 +0000

Returning guest of honor Greg Sterlace is on the receiving end of a whiskey-less Tom while co-host Timmy C goes for the extra point.

DJ Some Live @The Lancaster Grotto

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 05:47:07 +0000

Underground icon DJ Soma spins a killer set of house beats and trance grooves for the Mockery Wrap Party at Tom & Lindsay's million dollar apartment bungalow in Lancaster.

Episode 63: 'But We Digress'

Thu, 11 Aug 2011 04:20:03 +0000

Tom welcomes back Big Words Radio favorites Gun Nut Brendan along with Intentionally Bald Mike in the co-host hot seat. The sparks fly when politics are brought up, everyone gets yelled at for setting their two-fisted drinks down on the table and things get really wrong really quick.

Sh*t Show: The Bonus Round w/IBM & Gun Nuts

Thu, 11 Aug 2011 04:10:38 +0000

The gents get hillbilly drunk on Guinnei and cheap whiskey and keep the meter running while they run off at the mouth about politics.

Big Words Bonus Clip: 'I'm Sorry That You Had The Seepage'

Sun, 19 Jun 2011 03:43:56 +0000

Tom makes things severely uncomfortable for everyone while Mark McElligott closes out their evening at Finnan's with an intimate encore of sorts.

'McElligott On The Loose At Finnan's'

Sun, 19 Jun 2011 03:18:59 +0000

Tom and Doubt It Publishing Author Of The Year Mark McElligott rock out with their epidermises out at Finnan's Pub in Lockport. Waters opens with a short rant while Mark headlines the show with a diverse selection of rants from his breakout hit book Random Thoughts From A Broken Mind.

Episode 62: 'Auto Erotic Ass Pixelation'

Sun, 12 Jun 2011 17:21:16 +0000

Tom settles in for a bucket of scotch while he trades industry stories with Buffalo icon Brian Kahle (Magic Marketing) and co-host John Kindelan (theboompage.com). The boys discuss mustaches, helipads and their enormous financial largesse.

'For Real': Mockery Live at Stockman's Tavern

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 07:01:00 +0000

Tom returns to Stockman's Tavern (where he recorded and thoroughly enjoyed his bachelor party in 2008) for an evening of comedy and music.

'Is That A Frampton Reference?' : Dave Waters Live At Stockan's

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 06:49:17 +0000

Dave Waters regales an indifferent and easily offended crowd at Stockman's Tavern.

Episode 61: 'My Balloon Knot Will Stay Firmly Tied'

Sun, 29 May 2011 06:59:39 +0000

Tom kicks off a comic book promotion at Don's Atomic Comices with a star studded cast of special guests including Carrie & Ron Gardner, Monster Matt, Terry Kimmel, John Kindelan, Michael Hoffert Jr. and Brian Platter. Newcomer Brian Bogucki gets blindsided while Mark McElligott rolls with the punches.

Tom's Atomic Bonus Round!: 'Parting Words'

Sun, 29 May 2011 06:54:56 +0000

Tom closes out an evening of hilarity and insanity by getting a few more cheap shots in at Terry Kimmel's expense and dropping a few promotional plugs for once.

Episode 60: 'I was hoping to get laid and she's bleeding'

Tue, 26 Apr 2011 20:07:19 +0000

Tom guzzles coffee after an award-winning Dyngus Day blackout and tries to reconstruct everything with well-established nd prestigious Minneapolis podcasting legend Gary Holdsteady. Relationships, anal sex and the current state of popular music are discussed. To hear Gary's show clck on (or get offyour ass and copy and paste): http://independentstream.podomatic.com.

'In The Crease: Mockery Live at Maryan's'

Sun, 17 Apr 2011 07:39:46 +0000

Tom takes to the stage after a losing playoff game for the Buffalo Sabres at Maryan's in Depew and by some miracle manages to win th crowd over.

"Love Those Water Boys"

Sun, 17 Apr 2011 05:54:57 +0000

Dave 'The Real Deal' Waters rocks out his first live musical set in almost two years at Maryan's in Depew.

Episode 59: 'A Big Basket Of Shameful Joy'

Mon, 11 Apr 2011 11:27:07 +0000

Tom dials up Mark Kalesniko (the writer and artist for the new book Freeway by Fantagraphics) along with returing co-host Atomic Don to talk about Asian women, working for Disney and 'the acid shits'. Diets are changed, beers are consumed and Mark plays along with the boys like a champ.

Big Words Bonus Clip!: 'In That Way'

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 05:14:06 +0000

Tom and Mark McElligott high-tail it out to Lockport for a segment on 'Kahle & Company' with host Brian Kahle on WLVL. Tom implicates gay relations with everyone in the room and Mark talks about his menstrual cycle.

Episode 58: 'Your Own Personal White-Out'

Thu, 24 Mar 2011 14:42:12 +0000

Tom sits down with Doubt It Publishing Author Of The Year Mark McElligott (Random Thoughts From A Broken Mind) and tears him a new one. In addition, they make some cheap wisecracks about previous co-host Terry Kimmel, statutory rape and the mentally handicapped. All in all a good show.

Episode 56: Straight Up Gangsta

Thu, 10 Mar 2011 16:29:11 +0000

T-Rex, Chromey and J-Dog kill some shots while they solve the world's ills.

Episode 55: 'Wind-Up Mountain Dew Cars & The Land Of The Long White Cloud'

Thu, 24 Feb 2011 18:59:59 +0000

Tom and Sanford & Son-esque Designated Driver Terry Kimmel talk to Drawn & Quarterly writer/artist Dylan Horrocks about New Zealand, weather patterns, the importance of escaping Buffalo and the tenth percentile of great comics in the industry versus Image publishing.

Canto V:'s New Single! 'I Was A Reptilian Shapeshifter'

Sun, 06 Feb 2011 05:35:53 +0000

Progressive metal super group and Big Words Radio alumni Canto V have released a new single hot on the heels of their debut album, 'The Divine Comedy'. 'I Was A Reptilian Shapeshifter' is a brand new song so heavy that you may need a pulley system to lift it onto your 'iTunes'! Friend Canto V on 'the Facebook'.

Maccatoy Vs. Nixon

Thu, 27 Jan 2011 20:49:24 +0000

In less than an hour, Tom manages to f#*$k up both Dave and Cynthia (Busted Stuff's) last names while offending everyone in the room in addition to his wife. Pitch-hitter co-host Mark McElligott delivers the 'opening shot' and the gang gets misty about Buffalo music while Tom considers stapling the back of his wife's head.

Busted Stuff Live At Dee's Firehouse Pt.I: The Devil Went Down To Depew

Thu, 27 Jan 2011 20:28:39 +0000

Busted Stuff opens with a scorching set to an increasingly packed house at Dee's Firehouse on Thursday, January 27th, 2010. Tom and his cohorts manage to drain four pitchers, a score of finger sandwiches, a double of wings and more than a few doubles of whiskey. The crowd rejoices.

Busted Stuff Live at Dee's Firehouse Pt.II: Bringing It All Back Home

Thu, 27 Jan 2011 19:30:14 +0000

Dave Abbatoy and Cynthia McCaffrey bring it home for the two point conversion with a once in a lifetime set list of covers, fan favorites, Tom's favorite version of Peter Gabriel's 'In Your Eyes' and a live version of their award-winning Live Lake Local Music Compilation song 'Pray To Rain'.

Doubt It Publishing Presents: Dick Lobdell's 'Thank You Very Much'

Mon, 17 Jan 2011 19:44:32 +0000

From the late '60s throughout the '70s, '80s, '90s and today, country singer Dick Lobdell brought country and bluegrass to Buffalo, Ny, playing at bars, juke joints, honky tonks, dance halls and concerts. He continues to perform across the country to this day. This album is devoted to sharing that loe of Country and Western music with a wider audience along Dick's one-of-a-kind voice, journeyman guitar playing and incomparable passion.

The Pissed Off World Of Uncle Hal Episode 58

Sun, 16 Jan 2011 03:17:52 +0000

The return of guest co-host Tom Waters! Hal and Jason call Richard the Pizza Guy in Texas, Kill James Elmo, Porntards, removing a gall bladder through a vagina and loads of rants and raves!

Episode 51: 'Altered States'

Sat, 18 Dec 2010 14:36:42 +0000

Tom and co-host 'Stoner Steve' dial editor, publisher, author and musician Wil Forbis up on 'the Skype' to talk about their collective illicit drug use, Wil's magazine (Acid Logic), Wil's band (Wil Forbis & The Gentleman Scoundrels) and a variety of other topics about the West Coast, pop culture and who can blow any of them.

Episode 50: 'Night Life Music Awards pt.II' or 'Mullets, Drooping Cleavage, Love Socks & Flaccid Roast Beef Platters'

Fri, 10 Dec 2010 06:17:35 +0000

On Thursday, December 9th, Tom and co-host Minnick attended the 2010 Buffalo Night Life Music & Club Awards at Page's Paradise Island in the technical Town Of Depew, NY. Tom talks with Ed Honeck (the publisher and sometimes editor of Night Life), Dave and Cynthia (from Busted Stuff), Tom's Top 5 fantasy diva Lana (Black Widow), Gregg Sansonne, Frank Pussieteri (Only Frank.com), Gregg Sansonne, professional audiovisual freelancer Chuck Eckert and Dave Koestner (Night Life). Minnick's worthlessness as a contributing co-host worsens while Tom gets 'the high hat' treatment from bartenders and shrinking violets alike. Bands Copperhead and Vince Vega rock it out in the background.

Episode 49: 'Night Life Music Awards Pt.I', or 'Objects In Front Of Us May Be Larger Than They Appear' or 'Third Person, No Straw' or 'Balloons, Bottle Blondes & Ihmotep'

Fri, 10 Dec 2010 06:04:11 +0000

The wacky antics continue as Tom speaks with Sam Gigas (Elmwood Lounge and King's Court). Tom and Minnick ogle barely legal boob action, Welcome Back Kotter hair and reptilians wearing bizarre hats of all shapes and sizes. Gregg Sansonne and Ed Honeck dish a smidgeon more during buckets of gin & tonic, shit gets crazy and Tom plans an escape route before being detained for public drunkenness. Margo, a Lockport 'cougar' relentlessly hits on Tom and Minnick and Video Pix gets a free plug. Everyone keeps asking Tom for a card and he continues to demonstrate his unprofessionalism while shamelessly plugging his books. The boys ignore the ceremonies, log on to 'The Facebook', check out shambling mummies with button hats and Tom shoves things in Minnick's mouth. Busted Stuff busts out a stellar rendition of Peter Gabriel's 'In Your Eyes' and Tom rounds out the night in the top echelon with old time pal Ed Honeck.

Episode 48: Captain Olive Oil & The Plastic Fantastic Funbags

Wed, 03 Nov 2010 15:59:27 +0000

After almost a year without a new show, Tom hops back into the driver's seat rip-rearing to go with Buffalo music legend and accomplished cocksman Sir Gregg Sansone and Griffin Sansone, a new breed of texting, time signature defying, You-tubing Buffalo musician. Designated driver/co-host Minnick is also present in a physical capacity and the near-acceptable range of his speaking voice contributes something of barely perceivable value to the show. Tom's star-studded wedding reception remains a point of pride and a bone of contention for all involved.

Episode XXXXVII: 'The People Vs. Salty Meat Flaps'

Sat, 01 May 2010 08:31:48 +0000

After a sudden guest cancellation (and now that the statute of limitations is up on his benefits), Tom decides to air a previously unreleased episode wherein he and co-host Curt Kuczkowski (a.k.a. DJ Soma) appeal his Gamestop unemployment benefits during a hearing at the Department Of Labor in downtown Buffalo. Grievances are aired, Gamestop is a no-show and the boys dispel some of the myths in Tom's case file.

SPOILER ALERT! (A week after the hearing, the DOL ruled in Tom's favor.)

Episode XXXXVI: 'Peepshow'

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 04:14:29 +0000

Tom and dual co-hosts Don (from Don's Atomic Comics) and Kyle Kaczmarczyk pick mythic writer artist Joe Matt's brain (Spent, The Poor Bastard, Fair Weather) about his next graphic novel project, the future of the comics industry, digital inking and Viewmaster Reels.

Episode XXXXV: 'Segway'

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:28:25 +0000

Wherein the Big Words One Man Mobile Unit hangs with progressive metal-heads Canto V during a rehearsal for an upcoming sold-out concert at Club Diablo. Tom bumps his head on the basement ceiling, refers to drummer Eric Dietz by the wrong name and finds multiple occassions to insult returning co-host Jeff Schmithe.

Episode XXXXIV: 'Two Rooms At The End Of The World'

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 06:25:06 +0000

Tom talks with Eisner-Award winning writer Mike Carey and Eisner-Award winning artist Peter Gross about their new best-selling DC/Vertigo series 'The Unwritten'. Co-host Jeff Schmithe shows up and fails terribly.

Episode XXXXIII: 'Auntie Linda Strikes Back!'

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 17:43:15 +0000

In Part One of a 'parter of two' that will rock your partials out, Tom interviews band life partners Johnny Pharoah and Tyler Christian of the newly formed Reverse Vector at ground zero in Club Lobdell on Rushford Lake. Like an insidious venereal disease, Auntie Linda rears her ugly head and bares her scotch-soaked claws towards her only son...

Episode XXXXII: 'Reverse Vector Live at Club Lobdell!'

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 08:15:18 +0000

Johnny Pharaoh (the Artist formerly known as Johnny Berlin) and Tyler Christian of the newly formed super band Reverse Vector rock out with their scotch cocks out at the luxurious Club Lobdell located on 'this Lake Of Rushford'.

Episode XXXXI: 'Sing, F&%#in' Sing!'

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 18:25:27 +0000

Episode XXXX: 'Septuagenarian Stew'

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 19:45:06 +0000

With no celebrity guest in sight, Tom viciously attacks his good buddy Mike. Gun-nut Brendan returns as co-host emeritus to get a few cheap shots in while mourning the loss of Michael Jackson.

Will Holton Live At The Tralf

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 06:12:29 +0000

April Foolfest 2: Tom & Finny

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 05:24:41 +0000

Tom reads some new selections from Slapstick & Superego and JR Finlayson reads some new poems at Desiderio's on Broadway.

April Foolfest 2: Lenny Revell Live At Desideio's

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:43:50 +0000

Without the benefit of a vocal sound system, Lenny Revell belts it out a capela to a packed house at Desiderio's on Broadway during April Foolfest 2.

Episode XXXIX: 'The Anniversary Butt Sex'

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 19:42:17 +0000

Tom looks back on a wildly successful first year for The Big Words I Know By Heart Radio Hour by throwing a party. Former co-hosts reflect on their experience on the show, SoCo Mike commits a serious faux pax by using a vintage Robin The Boy Wonder glass for his cocktail, and special musical guest The Pheonix Resistance rock it out with an original composition ('Neverending Grace').

Big Words Anniversary Bonus Clip!: Zombie Chris

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 19:34:26 +0000

As the last men standing, Tom & Zombie Chris reflect on the party at the end of the night as well as the year ahead.

The Pissed Off World Of Uncle Hal Episode 63: Hal's Back!

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 16:20:21 +0000

Episode XXXVIII: 'Making It Big' (with Harvey Pekar)

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 06:39:35 +0000

Episode XXXVII: 'Necrobibliophiliacs!'

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 06:55:57 +0000

Tom, Zombieworx Comics Publisher (and creator of the hit comic book The Red Eye as well as Pulp) Kyle Kaczmarczyk and time-travelling Tonawanda native and sci-fi author Diane Meholick (Switch In Time, Buffalo Stories, Painting Katherine) antagonize, titillate and aggravate an endless barrage of attendees at the 3rd Annual Buffalo Small Press Book Fair. Dreadlocks, Raggedy Andy Hats and bike horns prove to be a deadly combination. The event took place on Saturday, March 14th at the Karpeles Manuscript Museum. This podcast is a continuation of the Monsters Of Verse series.

We've Got Gregg's Back! Busted Stuff

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 06:05:37 +0000

‘We’ve Got Gregg’s Back’ was a charity benefit held for 4-time Buffalo Music Award-Winning musician Gregg Sansonne on Sunday, March 29th (Gregg’s birthday) at the Colonel Weber VFW Post in Lackawanna. The event was hosted by author Tom Waters featuring performances by Busted Stuff, The Mick Hayes Band, Only Humen (featuring Michael Bly) and Black Widow. In April, Gregg had to undergo major back surgery. ‘We’ve Got Gregg’s Back’ brought in thousands of dollars to support Gregg’s procedure and a turnout of over 400 fans, friends and fellow musicians. Sound recording and mixing for the event courtesy of Jesse Rejewski (JR Audio Sound Production), editing and production by Tom Waters.

We've Got Gregg's Back! The Mick Hayes Band

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 05:11:38 +0000

Buffalo Music Award winners The Mick Hayes Band tear it up with some hard-hitting blues originals from their latest album, covers, and renditions of some beloved rock standards. Guest vocals by David Lee Frost.

We've Got Gregg's Back!: Only Humen (with Michael Bly)

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 04:27:33 +0000

Buffalo Music Award Hall Of Famers Only Humen take care of business with some smooth soul, mop-top bop, country-fried rock, slow songs to make sweet, sweet love to, contemporary alternative, and a surprise cameo on vocals from young whippersnapper (and stage icon in his own right) Michael Bly.

We've Got Gregg's Back! 'Fruitation'?

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 03:54:33 +0000

Gregg takes the mic to thank everyone who took part in the event, the crowd tuns on Tom with a rabid bloodlust, and Black Widow leads everyone under the roof in an unusual rendition/medley of Happy Birthday.

We've Got Gregg's Back! Black Widow

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 06:19:49 +0000

Buffalo Music Award legends Black Widow close out the show with a bang, raise more money for Gregg, and give in to the dreaded 'Free Bird' audience request.

Episode XXXV: 'Mr. Potato Head & Other Foreign Objects' starring Sara Jay!

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 20:34:41 +0000

Episode XXXIV: 'Zen & The Art Of Keyboard Maintenance'

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 16:48:52 +0000

Episode XXXIII: 'Piano Man'

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 04:16:05 +0000

National virtuoso Lenny Revell regales Tom and his fans with a number of brilliant renditions while Tom's brain goes on tilt due to one glass of Knob Creek and a full work day.

Episode XXXIII: The Bonus Round!

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 03:32:02 +0000

Episode XXXII: 'A Word In Spanish' (with Alexis Amore)

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 08:07:41 +0000

Episode XXXI: 'The Large Verbiage We've Shared Through Rote Activity Podcast'

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 06:58:17 +0000

Episode XXX: 'Tom's Atomic Poetry Cliffhanger!' (pt.1 of 2)

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 22:14:25 +0000

Tom's Atomic Poetry Cliffhanger: The Shocking Conclusion!

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 21:28:12 +0000

Episode XXIX: 'How Dare You Site There And Drink All Our Beer'

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 17:50:17 +0000

Episode XXVIII: 'The Real Deal'

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 16:15:46 +0000

Episode XXVII: 'A Suckerpunch To The Nuts!' (pt.1 of 2)

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 08:56:38 +0000

Episode XXVII: 'A Suckerpunch To The Nuts!' (pt.2 of 2)

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 07:48:18 +0000

Episode XXVI: 'The Big Words Xmas/Chanakuh/Kwanza/Boxing Day Extravaganza Happy Fun Time Hour!'

Sun, 19 Jul 2009 16:38:26 +0000

Episode XXVI: 'The Bonus Round'

Sun, 19 Jul 2009 16:15:33 +0000

Tom continues to assault Greg Sterlace for an indeterminate amount of time before molesting the telephone and blacking out.

Episode XXV: 'A Voice Made For Television'

Sun, 19 Jul 2009 15:05:08 +0000

Episode XXIV: 'The Only Sober Irishman In Buffalo' (pt.1 of 2)

Sun, 19 Jul 2009 14:23:00 +0000

Episode XXIII: 'The Only Sober Irishman In Buffalo' (pt. 2)

Sun, 19 Jul 2009 07:20:32 +0000

Episode XXII: 'Two Roads Diverged In A Wood'

Sun, 19 Jul 2009 06:03:13 +0000

Episode XXII: The Bonus Round

Sun, 19 Jul 2009 05:35:49 +0000

Tom & Jon get caught up with each other for another half an hour until Jon's personal limo arrives to retrieve him for another champagne and caviar retreat.

Episode XXI: 'What About Bob?'

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 16:11:58 +0000

Episode XX: 'Swallow Meghan Whole'

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 15:37:55 +0000

Episode XIX: 'Crossroads' (pt. 1 of 2)

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 14:40:29 +0000

Episode XIX: 'Crossroads' (pt. 2 of 2)

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 06:43:43 +0000

Episode XVIII: 'Bly Comes Alive!' (recorded in Dubly)

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 05:42:15 +0000

Episode XVII: 'Cockstar'

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 04:24:01 +0000

Episode XVI: 'Absolutely Fabulous At Salon On The Avenue'

Fri, 17 Jul 2009 19:15:58 +0000

The Pissed Off World Of Uncle Hal Episode 61: The Post Election Show!

Fri, 17 Jul 2009 16:35:23 +0000

Episode XV: " Ding Suck It!"

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:53:07 +0000

Listen in to the Superhero team-up of the century as Tom and podcasting legend Uncle Hal (from The Pissed Off World Of Uncle Hal Podcast) combine forces to sharpen their wits regarding politics, podcasting, and of course, boobs...

Episode XV Bonus Round

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:31:19 +0000

Tom and Uncle Hal cross their swords verbally for another ten minutes before Hal is called away to be analyzed by a crack team of psychotherapists who have their work cut out for them.

Episode XIV: 'Keeping It Warm'

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 05:24:51 +0000

Tom and Charismatic Co-Host Soco Mike 'bring the heat' while discussing advances, more free books from Top Shelf Productions and the concept of 'keeping it warm' with Ignatz and Harvey Award-winning writer/artist Jeff Brown (author of Be A Man, Clumsy, Unlikely, AEIOU, Every Girl Is The End Of The World For Me and the soon-to-be-released Funny Misshapen Body from Simon & Schuster.

Episode XIII: 'The Intentionally Bald Mike Show'

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 19:09:48 +0000

I.B.M. takes the reins as guest host, winds Waters up and sets him loose! If you think the envelope has been pushed before, there IS no envelope after this one. Buckle up...

Episode XII: 'The Honeymooners!'

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 16:45:07 +0000

Mr. & Mrs. Tom & Lindsay Waters podcast live during their honeymoon from an outside tempest-torn patio at Root Five restaurant in Hamburg, NY.

Episode XI: 'Get Your Stinkin' Hands Off Me, You Damned Dirty Apes!'

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 11:33:18 +0000

Tom partners with radical gun nut co-host Brendan Hanlon to discuss gun rights, the replicant future for Ronald Reagan, and the dissappointing absence of adult film whore Brandy Dean.

Episode X: 'Double Down!'

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 09:32:11 +0000

Tom records on location at the luxurious Mandalay Bay resort and casino in sunny and sin-soaked Las Vegas, Nevada. Co-host Curt Kuczkowski (a.k.a.: DJ Soma) and Tom discuss douche chips, redheads, implants & duck-walking convention crowd mob mentalities over cocktails and one armed bandits.

Episode IX: 'Stop The Press!'

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 08:18:21 +0000

Tom sits down and pounds out the magic with Buffalo Wonder Boy and Managing Editor In Chief Geoff Kelly. Mayhem Ensues, stout is purchased on Jamie Moses' corporate credit card.

Episode 8.5: 'Dead Man Walking'

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 07:47:38 +0000

Tom commemorates his bachelor party with the drunkest podcast yet, strange boobs in the face, Mighty Taco and projectile vomiting.

Episode VIII: 'Trigger Fingers'

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 06:47:18 +0000

The 'Monsters Of Verse' perform in Tom's dust-caked basement hell-hole by way of rehearsal for a slate of fall/winter bookings. Carrie Gardner and JR Finlayson top the bill in this prosiacal, Voltron-esque Algonquin think-tank.

Episode VII: 'Wet Blanket'

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:24:45 +0000

Tom sits down with 'Monsters Of Verse' team member and slightly less controversial poet Carrie Gardner. Ron 'wet blanket' Gardner (a.k.a. : 'Mcdreamy') sits in as co-host and teaches Tom the art of the 'aside'.

Episode VI: 'The Monsters Of Verse Saddle Up!'

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 19:25:20 +0000

JR Finlayson & host Tom Waters work on their rhythm, timing & delivery for a Fall/Winter slate of poetry bookings. This episode was recorded at a Lancaster restaurant that begins with the letter 'D'. Special guest Lindsay (Tom's 'future wife') performs some of Tom's more maudlin poems for the third portion of this tripod of incantation!