Two Real Housewives of Beverly Hills re going toe-to-toe away from the cameras -- or should we say knife-to-knife?

We probably shouldn't, but: former cast member Adrienne Maloof has announced plans to open up an eatery of her own, mirroring current Housewife Lisa Vanderpump's success.

And there's no room at the table for both: according to TMZ, Adrienne is directly comparing her new place to Lisa's Villa Blanca in West Hollywood, grading it a 2, on a scale of 10. Ouch.

Which is more than can be said for DMX's reviews, now that a nightclub in South Carolina is suing the rapper for breach of contract.

Apparently, DMX agreed to show up for a meet and greet back in August, and he never showed up, despite the club already paying $3,000! They want that back, plus expenses for the bartender and gin.

Finally, good news for Star Wars fans as another cast member from the original trilogy announced plans to return for the new sequel.

Carrie Fisher is the latest to confirm that she's on board, following reports of Harrison Ford's return, and Mark Hamill announcing he was meeting with the writer.

No confirmation yet on whether they'll be reprising their original roles, or even what Star Wars VII is about, but don't expect a repeat of that famous slave-girl bikini.

Well, no, she'd be Chief of State of the New Republic, like Mon Mothma. Although the actress who played Mon Mothma is also still with us, so maybe she could reprise her role and they'd have a joint leadership and--