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Starting us off at number five, we've got Gwyneth Paltrow and Coldplay frontman Chris Martin's daughter, Apple! Paltrow told Oprah she likes how "wholesome" and "clean" the name sounds, while Martin admitted he was inspired by a bandmate who also named their child after the fruit.

At number four on our list is a three-way tie between Forest Whitaker's children Ocean, Sonnet, and True! While undeniably pretentious names, the Academy Award Winner certainly seems to think he has the artistic clout to back them up.

Sliding in at number three, we've got celebrity illusionist Penn Jillette's daughter Moxie CrimeFighter. One of the wordiest names on this list, it's hard to decide whether she'll have a higher or lesser chance of getting bullied with such an aggressive title. Either way, it's a lot to live up to!

Coming in at second is My Name is Earl star Jason Lee's kid Pilot Inspektor. While you'd hope the comic performer was just being funny when he named his child, the reality is he was inspired by a song called "He's Simple, He's Dumb, He's the Pilot". Seems kinda mean to me!

And finally, topping off our list of weird celebrity baby names is Jermaine Jackson's son Jermajesty. There's not a lot to say about that one, other than maybe "I'm sorry this happened to you, Jermajesty".