Hey there. I'm Eddie DaRoza, and here's your Daily Detour.

You know, I'm sort of a romantic guy. I like walks in the park, a little picnic, flying kites. But I feel like it's time to turn it up a notch. And that's why, on my next first date, I will ditch the kite and do like this guy. Fly my dead taxidemied cat around.

Behold the Helicopter cat! A sprawled out flying dead cat. Woooo.

Babe, I'm not creepy at all. I just made a Helicopter Cat.

I've got something to say. Don't take my picture today. Glen Danzig has a retarded no pictures, no video policy for his latest shows. And I guess he's serious about it. Check this out Danzig recently ran off the stage and tried to fight a newspaper camera guy for taking pictures.

Boo to you Danzig. Chill.

And finally today, I think the world's greatest hangover vending machine is coming to America. Let's Pizza is a little device that builds and bakes you a pizza for you in just two point five minutes. Fresh ingredients, and it only costs $5.95 per pizza. Sorry pizza delivery kid. I'm getting one these in my house.

Ok that's all for me. I'm outta here. YOu have a nice rest of your day. Later.