Web: The Rad Report

When scientists aren't busy finding cures for cancer or probing moon rocks, they are apparently studying stuff like sex, drugs, and rock and roll. And believe it or not, scientists have indeed confirmed that there is a clear link between sex, drugs, and wait for it….. rock and roll! According to a University in Holland, people who engage in "risky music listening" are six times more likely to binge drink and twice as likely to "inconsistently use condoms." Over 944 people in their twenties and teens were studied for this survey. But you know what I still don't necessarily believe it. Like Mick Shrimpon from Spinal Tap said:

Remember Janine from the cover of Blink-182's Enema of the State? Have you ever wondered what she looks like these days? She has a lot of tattoos.

And finally today, I've never clocked myself skateboarding but I think I've gone pretty fast. How fast? I have no idea. It seems like if I could go 25 miles an hour that would be pretty cool. Well, not in Los Angeles. The ridiculous city council is trying to set a speed limit for skateboarders. No skating faster then 25 miles an hour. You might hurt yourself, kids. Hey government do us all a favor and stop telling everyone what to do nonstop. Ok? Thanks.

Ok thats all for me. I'm outtta here. You have a nice rest of your day… later.