Dvorak and the millenials  discuss a report out of Russia about a man on a mission to touch a thousand women's breasts.

Sam Nickel is a popular television host in Russia. He recently took to the streets of Moscow, approached somewhere between six and eight thousand woman, and asked if he could touch their breasts. He filmed the entire process, and has posted a nearly twenty minute video online that shows him groping 1000 of them.

If this sounds strange already, here's the kicker. He was doing this so he could then shake Prime Minister Vladimir Putin's hand, passing along the grope mojo to him.

Eddie would like to repeat the feat, but says that you could never do that sort of thing in America.

Or could you?