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Nearly The News President Obama and Gay Unions Plus Glenn Beck Comes Clean - Nearly The New

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Jul 13, 2011 President Obama and Gay Unions Plus Glenn Beck Comes Clean - Nearly The New

Nearly The News #062

OBAMA: YES ON RINGS, NO ON TONGUES


President Obama, who now says he favors same sex unions for gay couples, still refuses to endorse man on man kissing.

“I get that I should be okay with it,” said Mr. Obama, “but it’s just kind of icky. Two women on the other hand? Hell yeah.  Bring that noise all day long.” 


CHINA: SUCK IT WORLD, WE OWN YOU


China is celebrating 90 years of communism by taking a victory lap.

“We own your ass,” said an ecstatic government spokesperson during celebrations in Beijing, where large piles of American currency were burned for warmth, even though temperatures were in the 80s.


GLENN BECK ON FINAL SHOW: JUST KIDDING 


Fox news firebrand Glenn Beck ended his three year run recently by letting his audience know he was just kidding. It was all a big act.

"Gotcha," said the host in front of his trademark blackboards. "Come on, I was pulling your legs! The end of the world, communists under every bed, the President hates white people, his mom's white for gosh sakes."

Beck now plans to take his comedy act to the internet, or possibly just stand in a park and scare small children. 

This episode is written by Collin Friesen.