It just so happens, Charlie Sheen's career is not yet over. Sheen has inked a deal with Lionsgate television to create and star in a new sitcom.
It's rumored that his character will be similar to the one he played on Two and a Half Men, but even raunchier!
There is currently a network bidding war for the sitcom, but TBS is a frontrunner.
Good thing Charlie got another gig, because there is absoluelty NO WAY he will make a return to Two and a Half Men. Producer Chuck Lorre has made plans to kill off Sheen's character, Charlie Harper.
As for how Ashton Kutcher enters the picture, there's been talk that he buys Charlie's house after Charlie drives off a cliff.  This is a huge F you to Sheen, considering he has actually driven 2 cars off a cliff on Mulholland Drive.

Shia LeBeouf admits in a recent interview that he hooked up with Megan Fox on set. This probably wouldn't be such a big deal, except for the fact that Megan was dating her now husband Brian Austin Green. When Shia was presented with that question, all he could say was "I Don't Know" and felt the need to repeat the phrase it 12 times. Finally he says "it was what it was"

Shia also spilled the beans about many of his previous relationships. But my favorite part of the story is when Harrison Ford comes in and calls Shia an EFFING Idiot and liar. So perhaps there is hope for Fox's marriage after all.