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Mobile Movie Minute It's Complicated - or More Holiday Season Hollywood Crap

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Dec 27, 2009 It's Complicated - or More Holiday Season Hollywood Crap

Mobile Movie 142 saves you time and money by seeing a movie that you shouldn't.  What a piece of burnt toast.  Alec Baldwin and Meryl Streep?  What were you thinking.  Meryl, were you between good scripts?  Alex, you're one tubby son-of-a-gun.  And is that botox on your face?  You look odd.  And your movie stinks.  1.5 bags of stale-holiday-season popcorn for this complete time waster.  You knew I'd hate it, but I felt obligated to see it 'cause my mother was with us!

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