Welcome back to Hello Dumb Dumb... live from the Appalachians! Today we're going to be talking about kissing cousins, moonshine, cars on wood blocks, meth labs, and all things red neck!!

Now there's nothing that a redneck likes better than balancing a 40 on his belly... except for maybe lighting gun powder in an extremely dry patch of forest prone to wild fires -- and we're here to give you all of that. 

What do five rednecks in the woods have in common? Just watch

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