Athletic competition. The strive for perfection.  Man versus man. Man versus nature. Man versus man and nature. There are all sorts of sporting events we compete in and push each other to our respective limits.  Often the drive to be the best, or the best we can be, lead to pain, suffering and injury. Yeah! Which just so happens to be where we find our dummies today.

If would be great if our dummies injured themselves doing something amazing, like charging to the top of Everest or beating a land speed record in downhill skateboarding. But that's what makes them dummies. They get hurt doing things like hitting a pinata with a croquet stick and losing a fight with a golf ball. Here's what you can expect:

- People younger then 100 play curling and sometimes have a very hard doing it. Here's a poor mate taking one on the arse.

- What's the most painful thing you can do with a croquet stick? Ok don't answer. Calling this one a Lame Sports Dumb Dumb is sort of a stretch. But he's using a club used in a sport so we'll add it. Plus its hilarious. 

- When you're going Man vs. Golf Ball don't lose to the golf ball, bro.

- Strikes are like sex on the first date - if you don't get it your pissed! Ok just watch the video.

- This wouldn't have been a Dumb Dumb if they just would've made the frigging double pane glass doors a little stronger. Really have to talk to the glass makers.