Girls You'll Never Get BBQ Ribs Platter, Garden Salad, and Bikini Girls

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Sep 24, 2009 BBQ Ribs Platter, Garden Salad, and Bikini Girls

Heading to the beach is a pleasant experience, wouldn't you say? An experience filled with sun, surf, sand and - oh, you know - maybe a few pretty ladies bronzing some skin. Now we're talking. This is why we drove out to the coast, right brahhh? But just because you made it to the seashore doesn't actually mean you're any closer to the action. You have to break out some game! It's not easy picking up girls at the beach. You're all too familiar with hearing the lines " Sorry I'm just trying to tan, not book a date " and " Beat it, ya monkey ".

Let's take it a step further and travel to a spot we like to call Hooters Beach. On Hooters Beach the sun shines bright. On Hooters Beach the bikinis are smaller and aren't exactly form fitting -- in a good way. Visualize that one for a second. As you walk up to one of these ladies what's your opening line? Quick! " Hi I just uhhhmm, wanted to say that…. you have a really pretty, I mean I like your, um, surfboard. "

Guess it probably doesn't really matter much though anyways, since you will actually never actually make it to Hooters Beach. The chicks on this beach are so far out of reach you couldn't get there in a rocket ship filled with booze and condoms and a talking computer named HAL. Best keep to watching the video, learning some lines, and staying down the coast with all the sea men. That's right I said it, cause I'm a man, man. And you're watching MeVIO Men ! Uhhh.

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