What happens when you combine an idiot and a tree? You get Amanda's life! At least for right now.

In this episode of Hello Dumb Dumb we look at five guys who have been beaten over the head with branches, stumps, trunks and twigs. It's MAN VERSUS TREE.

5) See old guy climb. Higher. HIGHEEEERRRRR. See old guy hang from branch. See branch break off tree and old guy flap arms like bird!

4) The last words out of poor Billy Joe's mouth were "Ok Timmy I'm going to be cuttin' a little on this here branch… you pull as hard as you can once I duc_." Yeah that had to hurt.

3) Dude I got this rad new snowboard for Christmas let's go build a jump out back and see how far we can launch! Bro what about the landing? Who cares!

2) I dare you to try and break down that tree by ramming it on your motorcycle. Come on you can do it. Yeah! Wait you have to go faster. Faster! Faster! Ouch.

1) You know what is the coolest thing about lakes trips with your bros? Rope swings! You know what's not one of the coolest things about lake trips with your bros? Bashing your head on the rocks while rope swinging!

So those are our five guys with wood on the brain. Luckily our camera guys were smart enough to break out the camera before it went down.