Since the dawn of time, man has been obsessed with risking life and limb to get a closer, clearer understanding of that which he cannot control. No, we're not talking about the mysterious fairer sex that is woman, we're talking about the wild majestic beast known as animals...

There's a reason our ancient ancestors built mud huts and spears -- to protect ourselves from the animals. But there's still a contingent of modern day warriors (read: dumb dumbs) who continue to thrust themselves into a realm of animaldom they just don't understand.  And the outcome is well... dolphin love.

Remember the jacket snatching panda from our second episode? From that we've learned two lessons: Cute can be mean and... animals can be the most vicious fashion critics. Just watch as this news reporter gets a few what-fors from an ostrich out in the field.

What could be dumber than a dumb-dumb covered in monkey fecal matter? Well nothing really.

Leave it up to a dumb dumb to strap boxing gloves on a pissed off kangaroo -- and expect a good outcome. 

And coming in at Dumb Dumb #1 is a hunter so lame that a deer doesn't even feel obliged to penetrate him with his antlers. He just slaps him around like a little bitch. Awwww!!!

And don't forget, you've been watching Hello Dumb Dumb -- always on MeVIO Men !

Besides the really really bad idea of straying into the territory of wild animals, it's entirely different when it comes to domestic animals (mostly). When it comes to your own little puppy dog, we have a way for you to help support our show and save some dough. Just shop at Pet Co. Use the code Men10 at checkout and save 10% on your order.

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