Now we aren't entirely sure what it's like to be a dumb dumb, but we do know it's a freaking blast to observe, make fun of and archive into the hilarity the is Hello Dumb Dumb ... So make sure there's a proctologist in town because you may just laugh your ass off.

Foreign men seem to know a lot about wine, or at least a corked bottle is finer than a cheap box (no puns, I swear!). And all though our first contender may have chosen a good corked medley, his perception on how to open a wine bottle has gone to pot. Watch as a young man uses his toilet as a makeshift cork screw .

Dumb Dumb number four is a fabulous fail, and everyone loves a good fail. If there is anything surprising that it's is a BMX bike trickster wanna-be fail , we need your contact because you are a prime candidate for this show.


Dumb Dumb three is a good example of what NOT to upload onto your Facebook profile. Weightlifting in front of your built-in webcam is awesome and all but not when you break your fresh-water fish tank with the barbell and scream for your mother's help. Wuss.

Try to keep your wincing to a minimum for the next idiot maneuver because although pain may be radiating from your computer screen, Dumb Dumb video # 2  just keeps getting better. Let's just say bottle rocket and crotch collide to make a sparkling spectacle of awesomeness.

Number one is... sick.... gon-na barf... fat... horse... And I'm sure when you watch it you too will only be capable of murmuring monosyllabic words, because you are shocked, you are disgusted and you feel like the real dumb dumb for not turning away in the fist two seconds.

Stay smart men, because Amanda will find you when your inner dumb dumb rears its ridiculous, brainless head.

 

 

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