The Diva Report Paris Meets the LAPD. Pink's back in the Closet. And John Mayer Sucker Punches the Paparazzi.

Was John Mayer up to no good?
Will Paris and Doug get kicked out of their hood?
Their dog's ok..  Pinks NOT gay - and the hottest video of the day...
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From todays show:  This just in from Perez Hilton... A Hollywood Hills neighbor of Paris Hilton and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt is offering their landlord $27k a month to kick his terrible tenants out! That's $5,000.00 MORE THAN WHAT DOUG IS PAYING IN RENT!!!!
Why the problem?  Just within the first week of moving in, The LAPD made two visits!
First there was the welcome home frat party that got so noisy the police were called... party goers responded by keying the neighbor's cars... classy... Then there was the all-night scream-fest that had the police vaulting the fence... only to have the couple blame it on a prank call that Tinkerbell, Paris'  Chihuahua, had been run over.

Doug's excuse? "This is what you have to expect because Paris and I are public figures."

I say - Listen to the Beverly hills Chihuahua... no mas... please, noooo massss!

#2 Pink Back In... Again  People.com

And now this from People.com. After a week of being out of the closet, Pink is not only back in ... but is also sharing hanger space with former hubby Cary Hart..
It started with Pink  admitting to Ellen DeGeneres that she has rekindled her relationship with her motocross racer man. Since then, the internet has been buzzing with stories of the couple's renewed romance...
It was a long way back for Corey as he was the target of these lyrics in Pink's hit song, "So What"...


"I guess I just lost my boyfriend
I don't know where he went
So I'm gonna spend my money
I'm not gonna pay his rent"

Pink Says...
We are definitely back together
I say...
Be nice Corey... Rent's due on the first,

This just in from TMZ...  Was John Mayer covered in puckers...or  were the press suckers?

Never camera shy John Mayer is joking again... but this time the joke's on the paparazzi...  The Mayer entourage was out and about in LA ... ending up at hotspot MyHouse. John Left the club plastered... not from liquor... He was covered in red lipstick puckers all over his face and trademark tshirt...

The press had a field day, searching for his latest flame... or flames....  But here's the real scoop...With nothing else to do, Master Manipulador Mayer... decided to punk the press. And let over one million of his closest friends in on the action.
Meyer tweeted to his million plus twitter fans.. "Trying to procure as many red lipstick kisses on my face as I can. Trying to gag photogs and make a joke

"Okay, check it. Just spent the last hour getting the reddest lipstick on me for a gag. When you see the pics of me leaving the club covered in kisses it's all a gag. Have fun. Smile at the things that worry you. Play good music. Laugh. Live your life!!" he tweeted.

To finish off his night, John danced his way out the front door singing "Man in the Mirror," complete with red kisses all over his face and shirt

Mission complete!
John Says...
Smile at the things that worry you...

I say
What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on your organ!

Well that's it for today....
I'll leave with this video of John Mayer puckered and posting his way out of MyHouse...
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