Soccergirl, Incorporated SG #312 Coagulum

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Apr 23, 2009 SG #312 Coagulum

 Me and George Kalman in-communicado.

America is not taking care of me when it comes to taxes. I'm willing to pay a percentage of my income but only if I feel taken care of. I think every tax paying American should be provided with sheets and towels by the government. These are basic necessities. This is the platform I'm running on. I hope you enjoy a new story I'm working on called, "Maxine Gigglymode, the Funniest Woman Alive." Ryan and I had a misunderstanding at the beer store. Our awesome friend Jeff Wagg comes through with the chimp jizz answers. You know, after reading up on my primatology, I'm starting to wonder if this monogamy thing is just a crock of culture. I saved eight lives in the form of worms. The heart of the IRS is only lukewarm when it comes to kidnapped dependents. Ryan and I are going to Balticon! Come one come all to Soccergirl, Incorporated LIVE! I'm thinking of doing a cover of Yoko Ono's "Cut Piece." Thoughts? Ryan got a new case for his iPhone so he no longer has to use the Lufthansa sock. I hate "uber" and "made of win" and the "got milk" campaign with all its myriad variants. This episode also includes: rectal probe electrostimulation and artificial vaginas; coagulum, the sea on which the sperm surf; and female chimpanzee orgasm.

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