Some explicit content. After shabbily taking November off, iTunes top comedy 100 podcasters Traces Of Nuts return with a strictly non-Christmassy offering for December 2008. We tried to succeed with our Christmas single last year. And we lost out to Leona Lewis. So big cheesy Yuletide knob-ends to making any kind of effort this year.
Not that anyone reads the show notes anyway, so here’s another recipe.
Orange custard soufflé – serves 2.
Ingredients
30g/1oz butter, 2 tbsp caster sugar, 4 egg whites, 2 oranges, grated rind, 8 tbsp ready made custard, 9 small frogs, Desmond Lynam.
Method
1.Take two small ramekin size soufflé dishes. Rub with half the butter. Sprinkle with one tablespoon of caster sugar. Vigorously spank the vicar.
2. Whisk the egg whites until stiff. Beat in one tablespoon caster sugar. Shave a small gerbil.
3. Mix the zest into the custard and fold into the egg white.
4. Spoon into the ramekins and bake for 15-20mins at 180C/350F/Gas 4. What hairy nipples!
Also, in case you were interested, this show features finance tips for chavs, penis-shaped vegetables, granny’s hidden webcam, dubious doggy cross-breeding, treatment for those vital anti-boogies, the continuing adventures of Winky-Wank and Makka Knackers plus all the latest headlines from the Spurious and Curious newsdesk.
We apologise unreservedly for the Health Spa sketch. Seriously. We are so ashamed.
Starring Chris Baxter, Stephan Bessant, Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Pete Gold, Carmel Hutchcraft, Andrew Jordan, David Lucas, Robert Mills, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield, Craig Willis and Jon Wood.
‘Typing Song’ by Pete Gold.
Also featuring music from Johnny Ferreira, Lee Maddeford, Brandon Sollins and Freddie Wong c/o the Podsafe Music Network – http://music.podshow.com.
Bob Sinfield - www.doctorsinuk.com. Pete Gold - www.petegold.co.uk.
Check out www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com, www.myspace.com/tracesofnutscomedy and www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk.
Written and produced by Traces Of Nuts. Copyright © Traces Of Nuts Comedy, 2008. All rights reserved.
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