PodShow Inc, San Francisco, 12/13/2007 : PodShow successfully pushed, a much awaited, build 255 to production today. This build has refractored collections & channels, media shard and updated external feeds. This platform update will lay a foundation for PodShow's strategic development of Weapons of Mass Entertainment [WOME]. PodShow's ability to build any form of WOME on very short duration is feared by many governments and organizations across world. PodShow, Inc. has been labeled as one of the extremist entertainment organization by Bush government, especially when President Bush himself feels threatened by PodShow. As Bush claimed himself to be the biggest clown of the world and President Bush want to retain his world dominance in entertaining people of the world by his stupendous acts. After thorough interrogations of key members of Engineering, OPS, Product team and water-boarding of QA team at PodShow, NIC [National Intelligence Commission] revealed the fact today that a PodShow Rebel, Mr. Erik Vanbragt [alias "the Dutch"] and some key members of Engineering, OPS and QA team, played a very significant role in development of this technology and making it accessible to all WOME users across world on 12/13/2007. During this trying period, some unidentified organization had tried to eliminate one of the key developer of this technology - Mr. Dutch, by knocking him of his bike in San Francisco on his way back home form his secret workplace. In another assassination attempt he was targeted by bionic weapons which gave him flu for couple of days. But all of these attempts on his life did not deter Mr. Dutch from performing his duties. Though Build 255 commission stated in the investigation reports that Mr. Dutch fixed all those issues himself, White house continue to believe that Bin Laden, Al Qaeda and other entertaintment extrimist organizations had helped him in pursuing this act as it was un-seemingly difficult for one person to carry out such a humongous tasks. | Mr. Dutch also been known to have links with some undisclosed entertainment extrimist organizations in eastern Europe. Phone taps and skype surveillance records indicated that many conversation originated to and from these countries. APP [Associated Press of PodShow] reported that other like minded organizations helped Mr. Dutch with quashing the bugs and with all of their arsenals to execute this task. He was also helped by other rebels in his organization. "All folks at PodShow are so foucused on dominating the world by their WOME and the commitment to the cause by these individuals will shame many assasination squads and suicide bombers across unvierse", said Mr. Anton - trainer of the PodShow assasination squad. A phone messages to the leader of these rebellions and WOME development team Mr. Eyal Shavit went unanswered. He was believed to be out of town defining PodShow future attack strategies and raising funds to sponsor the extremists activities for the organization. CIA, NSA and homeland security totally denounce the torture and water-boarding of PodShow QA team during this interrogations. The video tapes of these interrogations were supposedly destroyed. In a separate press conference Condi issued a statement that White House is very firm about their beliefs and did not ruled out the possibility of terrorist organization helping Podshow build WOME [Weapons of Mass Entertainment]. She will advise Mr. Bush to continue to be vigilant without dropping his pants. "Extremist organization like Podshow cannot be taken lightly, especially when they are building a very advanced, kick-ass WOME [Weapon of Mass Entertainment]. If successful these guys can kill billions with laughters", Miss Rice quoted. When Mr. Bush was confronted with these allegations made by White House. President Bush was very quick to rebuff those with big fart. "F**k NIC, F**k CIA, F**k NSA, F**k my security council and my advisers!!! Bush said, "Bitches!!! Trying to screw me off again with another false intelligence report". Mr. President congratulated Mr. Dutch and PodShow WOME team by sending the inimated message. |