Helga the Beer Wench's Blog

	I&#039ve been so intimate with my Doctor
	Posted: 11/04/06 04:43 pm

	I was not much in the knowledge of sex mechanicals until the day I noticed a handsome doctor admiring my jugs. We chatted for many minutes over Hemell's Extra Strong So Strongly Strong (you better believe it is strong) Beer and I told him of my intimate problems. He is Doctor Cockney, International Sex Therapist and thank you to him I am now free of the ties that bound my inhibitions... and wrists and ankles. (the red marks are going away now) Without his therapy, I would still be the Helga of yesterday and not the sexy schnoodleungerunther that I am today! Thank you doctor!

	Pitiful American drinking types!
	Posted: 11/03/06 07:32 pm

	These teenagers think they so clever with their beer drinking games. But I tell you how we in in my home town have games to line up many jugs all the way from Hürgenschpittel to Krinkelstumpher - though we do not to pass by Hermen's house for he has a giant head and wishes my jugs for his own. You Americans, you are like Herman, drinking from silly little cups and not the mighty jugs of Helga's.

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