Crayon510's Blog

I am the DOAC Simulacrum.  hehe i totally read the word antedilluvian in a Kim Stanley Robinson book XD.  and for all of you whom know me i've been saying calling us. Gen. A for days and days and days i'm not to surprised that Kim Stanley robinson was using it over a decade ago.

I really hate myspace right now and here is the story why.

 So about five seconds ago i was surfing the youtube and the myspace for video's to put up on the PodShow front page when Tom K. and Joe C. start talking to me about some site that needs to be pimped out and revamped. So Tom comes trotting over to my computer to show me exactly what he's talking about and as he's saying this my screen is on MySpace.  When he's turning to look at my laptop screen i accidently click some button on MySpace that takes me to like an edit-profile page or something along those lines.  On this page there are one of those "True Love" advertisments in the top left corner.  One of the ones with the flash that's suppoed to look like some girl in a webcam taht's IM'ing you.   Well the first thing Tom see's when he turns and looks at my LapTop is a women's clevage, and the worstg part is that my FireFox window was squeezed into the corner making it look like i was trying to hide it (really i was just squeezing several firefox windows into one screen).  So Tom stops in the middle of his talking abotu something to do with this page i'm pimping and says "Woah! dude?!"  and i feel like a preverted retard and things get akward, but things are always akward when you have to explain yourself out of a strange situation even if you're absolutley right (which i obviously was).  But whatever this is why i hate MySpace

So yes my b irthday is a month from yesterday, March 20th, and man am i juiced. Its not even so much that my b-day is coming up as it is that i love the month my b-day is in. March is hands down the best month ever of all time! i don't care what you say its the single best, cause the sun comes out and says SCREW YOU FEBUARY! So i know what you're wondering right now "is he going to have a party, am i invited to that party, will i have to get him a present?". The answers simple. Yes i'm having a party, yes you are invited, and yes you have to get me a present, but i'm not expecting you to. Really what i expect is for you to bring me waffle toppings, cause every time i have a party, its a waffle party.

MMM i'm excited, heres some pictures of waffles to hold you guys over, oh and don't even ask how old i'm turning, the answer is none of your damn business, cause really who cares its a flippin party kids, oh and drinks are on you'll cause i'm still not 21 so yeah.

OH and another IMPORTANT POINT! This waffle party will involve real off the iron home made waffles none of that ego stuff.