So its true, I don't have ears or a neck - its not just 'tricky photography' or quote-unquote 'photoshopped' as the kids say. Sometimes its difficult being different but most of the time its just hard to hear people or turn my head to look at say.... thiiiings or stuuuuff out of my immediate straight on viewpoint.
I might miss some things here and there, but overall, the stuff in front of me keeps me pretty busy. I try to stay positive, cuz you know - what else am I gonna do about it - I mean I can't just like 'grow' ears or 'sprout' a neck.
So I look on the bright side, so long as the bright side is straight in front of me... I am proud of my differences - its what makes me unique - I mean there are plenty of stick figures around - but how many have no ears? Maybe more than I think... I don't know. But how many have no ears AND all the Tom Waits albums in the world?! Huh?! See? I am unique.