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making this video was the real shit. I mean, like, first class flight, limo to the fat hotel, limo (with Cristal in the back) to the shoot, cool dude in a black beret directing, super hot girl co-starring, the whole thing.

we started out at the lamborghini dealership with a bunch of chicks in thongs, but the director dude decided it was too "urban" (whatever that means -- personally I was digging it). we ended up instead inside some movie star's mansion -- the big white room, the big black piano, the big blue pool, the whole thing.

I'm playing it cool, you know, just chilling, burning through bottles of bubbly, pretending to play piano (Andy actually plays it on the record) and trying to remember the words. the girl is going off -- in the bed, in the caddy, in the pool, on the kitchen counter. crazy, you know. the whole thing.

I'm staying cool, though, trying to follow Van-da-man's direction. he wants me to walk here, do this, look over there, all this crazy shit. meanwhile, label people everywhere on cell phones and blackberries, yelling about moving units and vlogs and podcast spins and all kinds of crazy shit. I don't pay no mind, cause I'm cool. cold chilling, that's me.

I just sit back and rock hard. I let the day play out, you know, cool like. the girl is coming on strong but I give it time. I let her do her thing, let her get her thing out on camera and all. wanna catch that heat for the fans, you know, bottle it up like gin so we can sell it like hotcakes. yeah.

I'm just rocking. rock hard, that's me. all day, all night. I let Van work. he screams at his crew, like, every two or three minutes. these guys are sweating through their black cargo pants, man, running left, running right. but I stay cool. I send one of 'em out to get me some extracurricular refreshment, and everything from then on is extra-cool.

Van gets what he needs, starts talking some smack about my wack-ass lipsynching, but I pull up my shirt a little so he can scope the nine in my belt. he clams up after that and sends me home early. see, I'm cool like that. I take care of business and it's all good, you know. the whole thing.

that's about it. went crazy at the hotel that night. the girl got what she deserved after a hard day's work. the crew came over later and we showed 'em how it goes down here in the labyrinth. yeah. that's how we do.

hope you like.

out.